Names that teenage boys give video games.

Dongey Kong aka Donkey Cock
Assteroids
Pokememon
Dong (1st commercially successful game)
Oblowvion
World of Whorecraft
Packed Man
Cock Star
Golden Ass: Beast Rider
Guitar Queero

When we were teenagers, we played Conkey Dong. :smiley:

yea, we played Konkey Dong, too. And Womb Raider (aka the “get lara stuck in a corner so you could check out her tits” game). PsychoNuts

oh yea, and there was totally a porno called World of Whorecraft but they got sued and had to rename it to just Whorecraft or something. Hilarious

I always thought it was canonically Donkey Schlong.

Yeah, it was Donkey Schlong in my neighborhood. You gotta be pretty creatively bankrupt not to figure that out on your own by like age 6.

CALL OF DOODEE! MODERN WHOREFARE!
yeah I know…totally badass

We say this except we say “Cock Of Doody:Modern Whorefare”.