[[Well, maybe not improved. You know the drill.]]
Once upon a time
Cinderella
Straight-to-video
Jean Claude Van Damme
Muscles from Brussels.
Coals from Newcastle.
Sliders from Whitecastle
Hershey Squirts
Diarrhea
The Diary of Anne Frank
Attics
Greek
Sleazy
(a female coworker was just telling us about her vacation in Greece, and this is how she described them)
Ron Jeremy
Size does matter
Thumbelina
Danny Kaye
The flagon with the dragon!
Bilbo Baggins