Porn Movie Titles... For Video Games

We’ve all played the game of converting a famous mainstream movie into a porn movie, thus giving us such gems as Shaving Private Ryan, Star Whores, Bi-tanic, The Porn Identity, Das Booty, Forrest Hump, and so on. Some of those, if not all, probably exist.

But why limit it to movie titles? Why not video games, like:

  • Ass Effect
  • Deus Sex
  • Hole Calibur
  • M.A.L.E.
  • Pack A Man
  • Gears of Whore

Got any other ones, folks?

Glad-he-ate-her

Painscape: Torment

Skyrim… job

The Secret of Monkey Ass Land

Deus Sex

Womb Raider

Cock Star

Call of Booty

Been done. (Link is to IMDB, and is safe for work.)

Super Mario’s Hos

Pole Position 69

Guilty Rear

Metal Rear Solid (starring Really Solid Snake)

Pokeman: Gotta Tap 'em All!

World of Whorecraft.

Glans Theft Hot Ho

Medieval: Total Whore
Stim Titty
Penis Her, General
Turd Reich
VAG Planets

Alone in the Dark

NM, didn’t see it above.

Croch It and Spank

Assbandit’s Creed (I’m the first to post this? It’s Argent Towers’ favorite thing to call it since he hates the game so much.)

The Bondage of Isaac (For the BDSM types.)

Sexatron

Skyrim doesn’t even really need a change, just set it on an airplane.

Dong

Altered Bestiality

Slow Lick The Hedgehog, starring Ron Jeremy

Cum-Bert

A few classics:
XXX-Com - Enema Unknown (bit of a niche product)
Analization I & II, and the spinoff Colonization
Master of Uranus
Swords of Quim, Darkside of Quim
QuimCity
King’s Panty

And more modern ones:
The Bitcher (actually, that could well describe the first game :slight_smile: )
Nights of the Old Republic
Animal Crossing (ewwww)
Spurt
The Whores Unleashed
God of Whores

Smegmaman

Poon Patrol

Whores of Neverwinter

Face Invaders

Mr. Do!

(Seriously, I don’t think that one needs editing! :p)