Naming the Bush II War

That is, of course, so long as nobody gets all nit-picky and asks war against Iraq the speaker is referring to, in which case standing the test of history, or at least of colloquialism, might become a mite trickier.

Sorry, there should be a “which” in there somewhere.

Well this one died fast…

Of course it did. You click on the link and the NYT tells you to register. You finally set up your one-use shell acount, and you get the first three lines and an invitation to give them money.

Which is why I love getting the free alternate version from Google News.

I always called it “Mr. Bush’s War.”

How about “War of Mass Distraction”? You know, as in, “what, the economy is in the toilet, you say? Uh… THAT guy has a nuke!”

I’m all for Whoops, Apocalypse.

Gulf War II: Clone of the Attack

Surely “Miserable Failure” sums it up in so many ways so far…