Napoleon Dynamite fans: action figures are on the way!

[Hey_It_s_That_Guy]

You can read about them here:

http://www.toymania.com/news/messages/6479.shtml

McFarlane Toys is known best for making action figures of horror movie characters, bands (mostly hard rock and metal acts), and characters from the Spawn comic book series. I know Napoleon Dynamite is the latest “cult” movie – I haven’t seen it yet myself – but I wonder who would buy the action figures. McFarlane’s typical metalhead/horror fanbase will most likely ignore these, and I wonder if all the hipsters who embraced this movie were crying out for toys.

Of course, I want Ghostbusters, Fight Club, and Pulp Fiction action figures like crazy, so there’s no accounting for what people will buy.

[Casey1505]

I have the *Great White North * set he put out a few years ago. Nicely done. I’m sure the Napoleon Dynamite figures will be just as nice.

[AwSnappity]

Hot Topic has a line of Napoleon Dynamite merchandise, including t-shirts and fleece blankets. I almost bought a liger t-shirt cause I liked the drawing, but in the end I didn’t like the idea of paying money for it, and I really couldn’t ever picture myself wearing it. So I chuckled and moved on.

Then again, I have Mulder and Scully action figures, so who knows what I’ll buy.

[CapnPitt]

I’d buy an action figure, tie fishing line to it, and then toss it out the window of a bus and drag it along. That would be freakin’ AWESOME. Gosh.

[mobo85]

If they have an Uncle Rico figure, I’m gonna send it back in time to 1982 so it can become a professional football player action figure. I’m sure I could sell some Bust Must Plus to Barbie and her clan to raise the dough- that ain’t natural, I tell ya.

[Askia]

@Big Bad Voodoo Lou

Of course, I want Ghostbusters, Fight Club, and Pulp Fiction action figures like crazy, so there’s no accounting for what people will buy.

Are you fucking TRYING to give me a geek aneurysm or am I supposed to be collateral damage?

How the fuck did you do that? Here I am, minding my business, not wanting a damn thing, and now I’m unhappy because I don’t have a complete PULP FICTION action figure set (with the Tony Rockamora chase figure and Buggered Marsellius Wallace variant), complete with Dance Trophy, Glowing Briefcase, Katana Sword or Red Apple Cigarette Pack!!

[Manduck]

Don’t forget the ZZ Top keychain! “Zed’s dead, baby”

I want a Lafawnduh action figure.

[Hey_It_s_That_Guy]

@Askia

Are you fucking TRYING to give me a geek aneurysm or am I supposed to be collateral damage?

How the fuck did you do that? Here I am, minding my business, not wanting a damn thing, and now I’m unhappy because I don’t have a complete PULP FICTION action figure set (with the Tony Rockamora chase figure and Buggered Marsellius Wallace variant), complete with Dance Trophy, Glowing Briefcase, Katana Sword or Red Apple Cigarette Pack!!

You do know about the block figure sets, right?
http://www.killertoys.com/theme/Pulp%20Fiction.html

I don’t like them, but they might stem your geek aneurysm until some toy company makes “real” ones for us!

[yellowval]

@AwSnappity

Hot Topic has a line of Napoleon Dynamite merchandise, including t-shirts and fleece blankets. I almost bought a liger t-shirt cause I liked the drawing, but in the end I didn’t like the idea of paying money for it, and I really couldn’t ever picture myself wearing it. So I chuckled and moved on.

My husband bought the liger T-shirt last weekend. He and his pool league team also got matching “Vote for Pedro” shirts, which they adopted as their new team shirts.

[Indygrrl]

Sweet!

I must have the whole set.

[aegypt]

Do they have nunchuck skills?

[Anastasaeon]

@aegypt

Do they have nunchuck skills?

You know they’re training to be cage fighters.

[stpauler]

Ahh, something to go along with this Idaho Bill:
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE - Stating findings of the Legislature and commending
Jared and Jerusha Hess and the City of Preston for the production of the
movie “Napoleon Dynamite.”

Be It Resolved by the Legislature of the State of Idaho:
WHEREAS, the State of Idaho recognizes the vision, talent and creativity of Jared and Jerusha Hess in the writing and production of “Napoleon Dynamite”; and WHEREAS, the scenic and beautiful City of Preston, County of Franklin and the State of Idaho are experiencing increased tourism and economic growth; and WHEREAS, filmmaker Jared Hess is a native Idahoan who was educated in the Idaho public school system; and WHEREAS, the Preston High School Aministration and staff, particularly the cafeteria staff, have enjoyed notoriety and worldwide attention; and WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho’s most famous export; and WHEREAS, the friendship between Napoleon and Pedro has furthered multiethnic relationships; and WHEREAS, Uncle Rico’s football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics; and WHEREAS, Napoleon’s bicycle and Kip’s skateboard promote better air quality and carpooling as alternatives to fuel-dependent methods of transportation; and WHEREAS, Grandma’s trip to the St. Anthony Sand Dunes highlights a long-honored Idaho vacation destination; and WHEREAS, Rico and Kip’s Tupperware sales and Deb’s keychains and glamour shots promote entrepreneurism and self-sufficiency in Idaho’s small towns; and WHEREAS, Napoleon’s artistic rendition of Trisha is an example of the importance of the visual arts in K-12 education; and
WHEREAS, the schoolwide Preston High School student body elections foster an awareness in Idaho’s youth of public service and civic duty; and WHEREAS, the “Happy Hands” club and the requirement that candidates for school president present a skit is an example of the importance of theater arts in K-12 education; and WHEREAS, Pedro’s efforts to bake a cake for Summer illustrate the positive connection between culinary skills to lifelong relationships; and WHEREAS, Kip’s relationship with LaFawnduh is a tribute to e-commerce and Idaho’s technology-driven industry; and WHEREAS, Kip and LaFawnduh’s wedding shows Idaho’s commitment to healthy marriages; and WHEREAS, the prevalence of cooked steak as a primary food group pays tribute to Idaho’s beef industry; and
WHEREAS, Napoleon’s tetherball dexterity emphasizes the importance of
physical education in Idaho public schools; and WHEREAS, Tina the llama, the chickens with large talons, the 4-H milk cows, and the Honeymoon Stallion showcase Idaho’s animal husbandry; and WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote “Nay” on this concurrent resolution are "FREAKIN’ IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the “Worst Day of Their Lives!” NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED by the members of the First Regular Session of the Fifty-eighth Idaho Legislature, the House of Representatives and the Senate concurring therein, that we commend Jared and Jerusha Hess and the City of Preston for showcasing the positive aspects of Idaho’s youth, rural culture, education system, athletics, economic prosperity and diversity.

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that we, the members of the House of Representatives and the Senate of the State of Idaho, advocate always following your heart, and thus we eagerly await the next cinematic undertaking of Idaho’s Hess family.

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the Chief Clerk of the House of Representatives be, and she is hereby authorized and directed to forward a copy of this resolution to Jared and Jerusha Hess, the Mayor of the City of Preston and the Principal of Preston High School.

[shy_guy]

but I wonder who would buy the action figures. McFarlane’s typical metalhead/horror fanbase will most likely ignore these, and I wonder if all the hipsters who embraced this movie were crying out for toys.

I don’t think he’ll have any trouble selling them. I used to frequent the Spawn.com toys message board, and there are plenty of people buying McFarlane toys who aren’t metalheads/horror fans. In fact, I’d say that they’re only a minority. I think the people who are buying them are just nerds, more broadly speaking, and there are a lot of ND fans in the bunch.

Plus, there’s the swag-happy Hot Topic crew.

Also, have you seen NECA’s Ghostbusters figures?

[Hey_It_s_That_Guy]

@shy guy

Also, have you seen NECA’s Ghostbusters figures?

Totally unimpressed. I don’t want the monsters or ghosts, but the actual team: realistic sculpts of Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler, and Winstron Zeddmore, with decent articulation and on-model accessories. Apparently Bill Murray is being a jerk about his likeness rights, which toy industry insiders are saying will doom any chances of NECA making these figures.

Interestingly, Clive Owen and Benecio Del Toro have refused to lend their likeness rights to NECA to make figures of Dwight and Jackie-Boy, leaving the Sin City toy line forever incomplete.

[chefjef]

I’m so getting the Napolean Dynamite action figure set. Shizam. Score!