Wow. I think Oprah has a challenger in the “woman I think would most want to make love to herself” category.
“Bite me.”
I had to double-check that this wasn’t an Onion article. Dang…
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. So deliciously tacky, it’s tackilicious! 
Is it just me, or does the front of the wedding dress on the cake make it look like someone’s popped open her thorax and her insides are on display? It is so awful; I love it.
Come on, it’s not like anyone is standing around holding a knife.
Oh, wait.
I wonder which part of her tastes best?
Oh, and, did they serve Fava beans and a nice Chianti at the reception too?
Silence of the Lambs reference.
On the same page in the sidebar: Police: Man cooks girlfriend. :eek:
That is about the aptest description I can imagine. Excellent work Jodi.
I’m surprised she didn’t make the groom wear a mask with her image on it.
You’d think someone so self-centered would’ve felt a little bit threatened to have another bride at her wedding, even if it was an icing-coated edible doppelganger.
No doubt she saved that for the honeymoon.
“Oh, yeah, that’s it, do me, me! Yeah me, harder! Oh, I love you, me!”
But…more importantly…was she a great, big woman?
The cake looks…roomy.
“What are you, about a 14?” slices into back of cake
You know what would have been fun?? If someone had burst from the cake! It would have a sort of mixed bachelor party and Alien feel. Of course, it would have to be the bride’s evil twin – her likeness bursting from her likeness to pick up the knife . . .
I think we’ve got a horror movie here, people!
The bodice looks like someone already burst out of it.
That is the weirdest wedding thing I’ve seen in a long time. Not since Miss Manners published a letter referencing a pink lamb cake at a bridal shower, anyways…
Of course she could have carried it further and had smaller versions made for each table, and an ice-Chidi centerpiece for the buffet, but then that would have lead to lots of “cold” jokes like:
“Hey, why isn’t the ice sculpture of Chidi melting? It’s been cooling the food for hours?” “That’s not ice, that’s really her.”
Bah, cake is easy. I’m not going to be impressed until they make a human-shaped pie.
Of all the tacky, tawdry displays of egotism, this one really takes the c…—NO! Must resist urgetopostobviouspun!***)
I feel sorry for her husband. What an ego she must have!
Thats…pretty GD cool. The only thing better would be the groom decapitating the cake with sword, and throwing the face to his dog.