For the Monty Pythton and the Holy Grail fan - a plush bunny with nasty pointy teeth. Five bucks less for the version without the bloodstains.
What… behind the rabbit?
but what about a pointed stick?
Oh, I’ve gone and soiled my armor now.
He’ll do you up a treat mate!!!
What’s he do, nibble yer bum?!?
(Readies the Holy Hand Grenade, just in case… )
One…
Two…
…five…
Three, sir.
Well, that was inevitable.