I think she has a pretty face but I don’t find her sexy/hot.
Skald behind Elendil? No wonder Elendil doesn’t want a hookerbot. He’s more kinky than we thought! 
d&r
aren’t you glad i’m back?
Pass the brain bleach, please…
Do you want me to hand it to you from the front or behind?
<pats Elendil’s Heir>
There, there. You are only human.
Whereas, her fiance is obviously some sort of mind-contrlling Inccubus from the darkest pits of Hell.
I tend to think that she adopted Portman because *Hershlag *is simply not euphonious.
:: daemonic bureaucrat hat on ::
I have checked our records and such is not the case. The Portman woman is firmly on the side of our accursed Adversary, and as yet none of our agents have managed to infiltrate her circle. Rest assured that we shall not give up; in time we shall do to her what we did to the Spears, the Lohan, or at a minimum the Streep.
Well, duh. He’s French!
Fine. I’ll just dump 'em in the lava pit along with the Grace Kelly models. Can’t move those for some reason.
I just got back from (finally) seeing Thor.
I’d had no idea she was Dr. Love Interest until the credits rolled. I hadn’t even known she was in the movie. So I’m going to have to keep her in the ‘generically beautiful, not memorable’ file.
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I liked it. It’s like a Kirby/80’s anime co-production, for which Stan Lee had been hired to Stan Lee up the dialog.
I liked Thor, too, and although NP isn’t glamorous in it, she’s certainly watchable.
And now, a brand new mother.
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Damnit, man! For a moment, you made me think Skald had returned from his latest trans-continuum buggy-hopper jaunt.
Agreed. Darcy was also a vastly more interesting and fun character.
I actually watch 2 Broke Girls, despite the weaknesses of the show just for Kat Dennings and loved Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist.
I’ve emailed him, but I rather doubt we’ll see him back in this thread anytime soon.
My 20-something daughter adores Ms. Portman. We were watching V Is For Vengeance and Mr. Sali blurts out his opinion of what a crappy non-actress she was, is, and will be. Based on a wooden performance in Star Wars, I guess. Daughter gets severely offended, stomps out of room, Mr. Sali all ???whadIsay??? :rolleyes: Equally puzzled at Oscar win for Black Swan. … Oh, he thinks she’s just middling-pretty, is all. I think so, too, maybe a 6-1/2 on a scale of 1-10.
She’s got an Erdős–Bacon number, for crying out loud! Who cares what she looks like?
So now we’ve got BACON-FLAVORED NATALIE PORTMAN???
Thank you, God!