National shortage of sperm in Scotland! What can we do to help?

Tentacle_Monster · April 17, 2004, 5:30am

It’s all because Sean Connery’s getting old, isn’t it?

AncientHumanoid · April 17, 2004, 2:19pm

[Sean Connery]

I’ll take The Penis Mightier for $100, Alex.

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Angua · April 17, 2004, 6:16pm

Yeah, but are they importing Scottish sperm from England? No shortage of Scottish sperm in England.

Rayne_Man · April 17, 2004, 6:21pm

That is why they are not asking for any sperm from Wales

AncientHumanoid · April 17, 2004, 6:30pm

What about sperm whales?

Angua · April 17, 2004, 6:31pm

Yeah, but are they Scottish sperm whales?

Besides, Wales probably has even more of a crisis.

AncientHumanoid · April 17, 2004, 6:35pm

Well… I can barely understand them when they talk.

Angua · April 17, 2004, 6:49pm

That’s hardly a defining Scottish characteristic.

agiantdwarf · April 17, 2004, 6:52pm

We should all donate to seed a recovery.

Ale · April 17, 2004, 7:04pm

I´ve heard the shortage of sperm is caused by a refusal of the customs agents to take a load.

Rune · April 17, 2004, 7:58pm

No wonder the English are quick to give the Scots a helping hand; they’ve always been a bunch of wankers.

htns · April 17, 2004, 8:24pm

Gives a new meaning to “shooting off at the mouth”, uh?

Angua · April 17, 2004, 8:26pm

Well, surely that just depends on the methods of sperm collection being used?