It’s all because Sean Connery’s getting old, isn’t it?
I’ll take The Penis Mightier for $100, Alex.
Yeah, but are they importing Scottish sperm from England? No shortage of Scottish sperm in England.
That is why they are not asking for any sperm from Wales
What about sperm whales?
Yeah, but are they Scottish sperm whales?
Besides, Wales probably has even more of a crisis.
Well… I can barely understand them when they talk.
That’s hardly a defining Scottish characteristic.
We should all donate to seed a recovery.
I´ve heard the shortage of sperm is caused by a refusal of the customs agents to take a load.
No wonder the English are quick to give the Scots a helping hand; they’ve always been a bunch of wankers.
Gives a new meaning to “shooting off at the mouth”, uh?
Well, surely that just depends on the methods of sperm collection being used?