Remember a few weeks ago, when we read about Swedes importing Danish spunk?
Another balance-of-jizz gap is opening up, this time closer to home:
How about it, Canadians? Ready for some NASCAR- and barbecue-lovin’ genes mixed in with the curling blood lines?
“Spunk Gap” sound like “Baby Gap” but for the even younger set…
There are only 33 sperm donors in Canada? That is damn hard to believe. What are you folks saving it all up for?
Hockey Season!
Okay, this alleged paucity of sperm donors in Canada has me curious. I think I’ll check into it; I’m already a marrow donor, a platelet donor, and a blood donor; it can’t be harder than those.
Hehe,
“…it can’t be harder than those…”
That’s what the Canuck women said.
I don’t know if this is really big news. I have heard many Canadians claim Americans have been screwing them for years
That’s because Canada has a socialist health-care system that produces subpar sperm. If Barry Hussein Obama gets his way, the government will force American women to bear children conceived with sperm imported from socialist countries like Canada and France.
Forward this message to 50 people you care about before it’s too late.
Gives new meaning to “brain drain”, don’t it? 
Apparently, Canadian men have no problem jerking off for free, but they draw the line at actually donating the results when there’s no cash involved. Make of that what you will.
Sounds like it’s time to jerk off for the great white north.
Oh My God… they’re stealing our precious bodily fluids!
Glenn Beck was right!
It’s all a plan to produce Canadian sleeper agents, who can become US citizens thanks to their American parentage. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!111
Anyway, they must have exceptions to jus sanguinis laws in place for donors, right?
Canada is not a jus sanguinis country. We’ll take just about anyone who can get here. Hybrid vigour, baby!
Err, if I used the right word it might make sense. I was wondering if they could potentially be eligible for US birthright citizenship.
I’ll have to ask my friend to clarify what he meant when he said he when to Canada to go fly fishing.
The Russians are stockpiling theirs for any future shortages and are storing the sperm in orbit. The satellite’s name: spunknik.