Are there any of those people in the SDMB who think that ‘Nature is beautiful’? Well, youre wrong. I’d hate to spoil your rose tinted view of it, but here are a few examples:
(Note: do not read before meals. Or after meals, for that matter. This is much worse than Dung Beetles etc.)
The first one is quite well known - Tapeworms. However, if you dont know, you get tapeworms from eating undercooked meat (think about that next time youre in France. They love their meat rare) . The tapeworm hatches in your gut and sticks to the surface of your intestine with suckers and hooks, and it eats your semi-digested food. Fully grown tapeworms can be many feet in length and have up to 1000 flat segments which are white and break off containing embryos. You can tell youve got one because you lose weight and you can sometimes see the white segments in your er…stool. The only way to get rid of it is to take a drug which weakens the tapeworms grip on the intestinal wall (I dont know how). It is then removed by the doctor sticking his hand up your arse and removing it by force. I think its still alive at this point but I’m not sure.
The next two are similar (if that isnt enough). One is a wasp that injects its eggs into a caterpillar. The eggs hatch open into larvae that inhibit the caterpillar’s hormone that tells it to turn into a butterfly so that the caterpillar (which is basically just an eating machine) continues eating. The larvae devour the caterpillar from the inside, and when they have grown enough, the caterpillar bursts open (I have seen films. They are foul) with all these larvae writhing about in them.
The other was mentioned in a Straight Dope answer. I can’t remember which one it was (url anyone?)
Anyway. It’s this fly or other small flying insect in which the female’s eggs hatch open inside her and the larvae also devour her from the inside.
The last is, in my opinion, by far the worst.
Have you ever eaten figs? Well, you may never eat one again.
The way a fig tree reproduces is very specialised. (it is a symbiotic relationship) A specific species of wasp gets into unripe figs where there are small flowers round the inside. It lays its eggs in these flowers. When the wasps hatch out, the female ones mate with the males inside the fig, and the males immediately die. In the fig. Great isnt it? This is the clever bit. The females then go across the male flowers picking up pollen and go off to find another fig to lay their eggs in. on the way in, they pollinate the next fig. The fertilised fig (with dead males in it) ripens and forms seeds. You eat the fig (yes, and the dead wasps) and the seeds which are not digested. You then distribute the seeds in the normal way.
Feeling sick yet?
Does anyone else know any better ones? Or do you disagree with my view of nature?