Even if you can’t weave navel lint, you might be able to make felt out of it. Also, it wouldn’t take as long to collect the material for something small, like a hat. Something as big as a belly-button-lint sweater would just be silly.
I’m surprised he left out naval lint.
My friend Rachel can make you a bear out of belly button lint
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Interesting to see Cecil returning to one of his earlier areas of research, previously discussed in this column: Where Does Belly Button Lint Come From? (March 2, 1973).
And in this thread: Belly Button Lint: Cecil Scooped: Aussie Wins Ig™Nobel Prize
Thanks for those links. I really enjoyed reading about Rachel.