No, I’m not mocking the weatherman’s leet speak - I just found a literal use for this acronym:
OMG, as in, “Oh my God, there is no oxygen in this air!”
WTF, as in, “What the fuck? Opening the front door should not be like opening a pizza oven.”
BBQ, as in, “Getting in my parked car is like being barbecued.”
Seriously, I kind of hope global warming *is *a myth, because if it gets progressively warmer, by 2020 August in Raleigh, NC will be like the surface of the sun. Between the heat and the ozone levels, the government is literally warning people not to go outside. Social services is actually giving people air conditioners, 'cause otherwise they might die.
It’s fucking hot, man.