Jeez. Another cock-and-bull story…
Kill me…
now…
Was the guy too chicken to fight a real bull?
How fowl.
screech-owl, I applaud you. What a beautiful set up you had.
Game, set, match.
oww… the puns… ow… make them stop… make them stop…
Granted, I did not grow up on a farm, but uh… isn’t that a rooster and not a hen?
Yup. It’s a rooster alright.
If it was a hen, the picture would better have been titled “Pullet Surprise”.
This is what happens to bullfighters who flunk out of bullfighting school…
Sad, isn’t it?
No, I think that neophyte bullfighters train with chickens first. At some point they pit themselves against rabbits – with nasty, sharp, pointed teeth. And they can leap! Look at the bones!
Those macho men. They get all the chicks.
But hey, if he defeats the chicken, free nuggets for the entire crowd!