Neato! New Fetish!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I just learned about a new fetish last night…and gee, I thought I was all fetished out! I was sure I’d seen that, been there, so over it…between furries and bug crushers and barf slurpers, what could possibly be left?

Barbie Poopers!

Yes, friends, this is for real…and so simple, anyone can do it!

Just swallow the head of your favorite Barbie (whole) and wait to poop it out…then, as you are doing so, masturbate furiously! Wheeeeeeeeeee!

It’s for real…I’ve seen the x-rays on television.

It’s a wacky, wacky world of wonders…arencha just glad to be alive?

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Sometimes I want to crawl in a cave for a long long time.

Like now.

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Just the head?

Rookies.

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But don’t those pointy toes and hands hurt?

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You start out practicing with the heads of those little G.I. joe action figures and work your way up to the ultimate: a Cabbage Patch Kid head.

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is it just me or is it, ahem, hot in here?

(wipes brow, runs finger inside collar)

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WHAT??? sitting here, laughing so hard I can hardly type…
Oh good lord!

Hey, when I was in high school, there was a rumor that someone found Barbie heads in the fryer at the local Hoss’s Steak and Sea House.

Maybe…oh shit!!!

BWHAHAHAHSAHAHAHA!!!

Stoid-WHERE did you see this? Do I even want to know?

:smiley:

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Well, no hits on Google for “Barbie poopers”, thank god.

But please, for the love of all that’s holy: no links.

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::Inside Google HQ::

Some Dutch guy searched for what!?

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:smiley:

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C’mon Barbie
let’s go potty

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How about the original 12inch tall KISS action figures?..

now THAT’S a fetish!

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“I’m a Barbie Girl,
In a Barbie World”

Billy “kill me, kill me now” Rubin.

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As usual, The Onion has a related piece. Perhaps the kid in the story should claim this was a job by the Barbie Poopers.

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I was going to say “Now I’ve seen it all,” but I probably haven’t, and I don’t want someone trying to prove me wrong.

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I’ve actually heard of this before, about three years ago. I assumed the guy who told me about it was full of shit (so to speak). This is the second time I’ve heard of this.

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Why would a barbie head show up on an x-ray? Plastic is clear to x-rays, isn’t it? I know PVC is, at least, learned from people who’ve had to have PVC shrapnel removed.

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Imagine if that thing got stuck… The proctologist staring in your rectum… “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” “Oh, Don’t mind that, Thats just the barbie head I ate the other day” “Oh, well that explains everything…”

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Dear gods.
And to think I used to chew the feet off of my Barbies when I was a wee lass.

Apparently, I was on the wrong end of things, as usual.

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Bwahahahahahahaha!!! Another one to add to my List of Obscure, Bizarre, and/or Sickening Fexual Practices to Share at the Dinner Table!!!

Oh, Stoid, what would I do without you…