Need a gift idea for that difficult-to-shop-for person on your Christmas list?

Well trouble yourself no more!

When you’ve got nothing to give the person who has everything, give them a Celestial Soul Portrait!

And please post the result here.

Oh, man, if only the turnaround time wasn’t a month…you should have posted this sooner.

Ye gods!

Wowee! I definitely need one of those. I could hide it in the back of my closet and take it out every so often to remind myself of how glorious I truly am.

Almost beyond comprehension – you’ve found a worse artist than Thomas KinKade.

I think it’d be really hilarious to send in a bunch of those mugshots that get posted on The Smoking Gun. Here’s a pretty good candidate.