Please will someone commission one of these of me for Christmas?
Someone out-lights Kinkade!
Don’t fear though - it’s quite a scientific methodology:
I wish such a portrait.
This looks like something you’d have done at a booth on the midway of the county fair. I liked the guy with the beam coming out of his third eye. Or is he downloading visions from the aliens directly into his mind?
No** jjimm**. These are C-Soul portraits. We all deserve A-Soul ones.
It’s a very tempting idea. Let me consult my Chakra.
Do you think he’d paint my Thetan clearing itself of ingrams?
I know some people who deserve R-soul portraits. I think they would really capture their inner being.
Do you have to pay more if it’s on velvet?
Sorry mate, your chakras are all clogged up. Who fitted them? Some bunch of cowboys probably. I’m going to have to take them all out and clean them up with a rag. Cost ya, too.
Ah yup. It’s all in the pronunciation hotflungwok…
No extra charge for the velvet Zeldar. Plush *and *celestial…
Hypno-Toad, I think that ‘third eye beam’ is actually the trajectory of the bullet from the rival Columbian drug lord.
jjimm, I’ve left your name, email address, and phone number, noting that there’s strong hope Erial Ali will see your celestial self much like ‘Lilie’ and that you especially like dolphins with unicorn heads.
Just think…only 30 sleeps, and 250 bux!! So start dreaming…I mean, saving…
I, too, love the guy with the laser beam coming out of his head.
jjimm, I’m sure we can take up a collection and send in one of your photos from the gallery to have done. Do you have a particular favorite?
Wow. That guy’s dropped a *ton *of acid. Love the laser beam man. Look painful.
I trust Erial to tune into me and choose. Perhaps he will choose elements from more than one, and stick them together to reveal my true celestial soul. Like he did so beautifully with Alison.
That’s really how I pictured you in my mind’s eye, anyways.
For the little kid, it seemed perfectly appropriate (she has that hanging in her bedroom, undoubtedly).
I’m not sure it works for adults tho, but hoo am I to judge.
This is the silliest shit I’ve ever seen.
And yet, I want one.
I want one REAL BAD. Seriously, I REALLY WANT ONE.
I love how he gave Mr. LARP an extra staff.
Save the dollars and the 30 days, jjimm.
I have tuned into your celestial self and I don’t even need your photo.
I see your blondie hair all swirly and wispy around a tiara. From this, an ethereal sneeze of a thousand points of light leads to…I think… George Bush Snr …closes eyes, furrows brow…but I can’t see clearly…
You’re wearing a magnificent robe of turquoise terry toweling…
GOOD GOD** jjimm**…!!! I can see your celestial junk!!!
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What I want to know is, will he do one for your pets?