Ogden… or Nash.
lefty-lefty-lefty-lefty-lefty-lefty-lefty
“E”
Hugs
What’s Italian for “Snack”?
Kojak
If female*, you can go with “Nadya”
- No, I don’t know how to determine the sex of an octopus, real or stuffed.
Get a smaller one to go along with it and you have Octomom.
Lynn (short for Linguine)
Or the Airplane reference…Otto Pilot. Then you could blame him if you crash into anything.
Squidward
Name it Octopodes and confuse the hell out of everyone.
Or Cthulhu, if you want to be nerdish/eldritch.
I love this name, but technically he would need one of these.
Go multilingual.
TintenOctoPulpo
Rocky. Rocky Octopus.
Shuriken
Tentacool
Invertebrat
Cephalipopodamus
Camoupus
Mimic
Sucker
Slimy
Bic or Parker or Pilot or Cross or Pentel or Sharpie or Montblanc
Jet
Octopuppy or Octopup
Lego
Squinkie
Seighty
It’s ironic - like calling a stripey cat ‘spot’.
Bullwinkle. (He’s actually a mimic moose pretending to be an octopus.)