"Need answer fast" threads that would make you raise an eyebrow.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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What do you do with a drunken sailor?

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“Missed my last 9 periods, and now I’m having really bad cramps! Need answer fast.”

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“This bald screaming monkey-thing just popped out of me! What the hell is it?! Need answer fast!”

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:eek:I know people who would ask such a question.

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How do you open a parachute?

Funny pain in chest - is it serious?

Best way to stop car on long downhill section when brakes fail?

Do muggers usually let their victims live if they hand over valuables?

How does Candlejack actua

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Posted by NotAnLHCScientist
Join date December 2012
December 20, 2012

Hypothetically, if you were a scientist at–oh, say for the sake of argument, let’s say the Large Hadron Collider–and you knew about something–like some kind of quantum event, something like that–and it was going to destroy the world, like really soon, should you tell anyone, or just let everyone go to their doom in blissful ignorance?
Er…quick replies would be appreciated. Ciao!

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You left out “going the wrong way”.

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Is it unusual to have smoke coming out of one’s furnace?
Do I really NEED this organ to live?

Wasn’t that an episode of Beavis and Butthead?

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Can a flood really make a house “float away”?

Is the Secret Service protection for the vice-presidential candidates as strong as what they give the main candidates?

Can you clean a gun so thoroughly that it looks like it has never been fired?

What are the symptoms of food poisoning?

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What dessert wine to serve after pork sushi?

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tourniquet for a nosebleed? Need answer fa

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Can babies swallow quarters?

When they say that a jury would never convict someone for changing channels, are they really right?

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You laugh… this isn’t quite plutonium… but it is mercury:

http://www.timesonline.com/news/local_news/beaver-police-man-claimed-to-put-mercury-in-water-supply/article_5f07535f-bdcd-5643-9a17-3ecd5dc69605.html

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Is it true that you can Heimlich yourself over the back of a chair?

Getting exploding dye pack residue off forearms

Bitten by rabid bat 2 weeks ago, timeline for shots?

Airport sniffer machines and PETN residue

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Pork can be eaten raw, safely.

I prefer my pork a little pink.

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Did he fire six shots or only five?

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‘Ask the guy who has just taken cyanide’

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I’m in Manhattan at the corner of W 72nd and Broadway. I have the runs. Where is the nearest toilet? (Need answer fast!!)

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How bad would diarrhea be during sex?

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If I have sores all over my crotch area, should I not have sex? Would it be ok to just do it in the dark? Need answer fast!