…Or Post comical medical problems/situations that you shouldn’t. Really. Go. To. A. Messageboard. For. Advice. About
Best one wins the prize of being the winner.
This needs one of those (Need Answer Fast) bits in the title.
Darn. It does.
Who changed my title?
Edit: Czarcasm did. See below.
Will this do?
Suppose it will. Thanks.
How long can I leave my 9-month-old unattended in the bath tub? I just ran Junior’s bath and set him in, and he’s alone playing in the tub while I check with you guys.
Any idea?
Czarcasm could just have added “Ha! Made You Look!” to the header and saved several dozen keystrokes.
No problem.
Good luck with the leg, btw.
“How do I safely remove a lightbulb, flashlight, gatorade bottle, ladle that is stuck in my but?”
“OMG I accidentally just ate my own poo? Now what do I do?”
“There’s a dead hooker who died while giving me head and her mouth locked up on my wang how do I safely remove her?”
How do you tell the difference between 2nd and 3rd degree burns? I’ll check back after I find the fire extinguisher.
I accidentally ate some botox. How much is fatal?
Peter Griffin for the win.
After cracking the sternum and gaining access to my heart, do I
How do I hide this body so no one can find it?
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My car went off the bridge and into the river. Do I open the window or not?
or
The Princess, the space smuggler and I fell down a garbage chute. Anyone know the command to keep the walls from closing in on us?
What happens if I press this button?
Junior fell down the steps earlier, and seemed okay, if not a little quiet. But fell asleep about ten minutes after. He’s been sleeping all day, should I worry? Do you think I should wake him up?
Or
Junior was playing with my keys and stuck them in the light socket, he can’t seem to let go! Is it safe to pull him off myself? Or should I try to shut the breaker off first? Will the breaker shock me?
My left arm is tingling… What does that mean?
[sub]ZipperJJ and Labelless have got the spirit of the thread so far. Things that if happened would probably make slightly more sense to call 999 (edit: Or 911) rather than google or go to a Message board for advice about.
But all the others are still funny. [/sub]
To stop bleeding of the femoral artery, is it better to apply direct pressure or a tourniquet?