"Need answer fast" threads that would make you raise an eyebrow.

How important are the biocontainment procedures in the laboratory?

Is it bad for your positive pressure suit to deflate?

How to clean up spilled filoviridae?

How much should I tip a stripper? Need answer fast.

How deep do you have to bury a, let’s say a dog, to keep anyone from noticing the smell? Need answer fast.

Long ago I started a thread offering to make arbitrary decisions for people. I got questions like “Chinese or Mexican for dinner?”, “brown or black shoes with these pants?”, etc.
Coldfire posted “Liberty or death?”, and I responded “How quickly do you need to know?”

So, yeah. “Liberty or death? Need answer fast.”

Apparently reading the above briefly put The Fear into my boyfriend (especially as we’ve only known each other for 5 months) :wink:

That’ll teach him to read posts out of context!

Abstinence only education has a lot to answer for :frowning:

Is a tetanus shot really necessary?

What’s this thing I pulled out of the dumpster?

If the police come to your house and tell you to come out with your hands up, do you really have to do it?

There, fixed that for you.

Hostage 1 or Hostage 2? (need answer fast)

I’m a contestant on a game show and the host offered me my choice of three doors. I chose Door A, then he opened Door C to show me there was no prize there and asked me if I wanted to change my choice to Door B. What should I do?

My, uh, hypothetical girlfriend’s having a baby. Should I be there where the baby comes out? Need answer fast!

I totally love that !