Need help from UK dopers re: bad TV show

I’ve never heard of* Triangle*. From what you describe as your purpose, I’d say it’s far too obscure.

Yep. Also Are You Being Served?, (Which is loved in the US for some reason:smack: - But dire ‘pussy’ jokes and rancid gay stereotypes do not a classic make).

I’ve never seen it, but I’ve heard Come Back Mrs. Noah which starred Mollie Sugden (aka Mrs. Slocombe) used as an example of bad British Tv.

Actually my local PBS station has been airing My Hero for years. They also air Last of the Summer Wine and Are You Being Served? And I really do enjoy My Hero. I think the reason so many people blast it is that the lead also starred in Father Ted, and the two shows are markedly different in their comedy style.

How about Crossroads? It was a soap opera set in a really average motel that ran for years and had wobbly sets, bad acting, corny story lines, the works. It’s a programme that everyone in the country over the age of 25 will have heard of, and regard as rather corny.

Or El Dorado as mentioned, as a bad soap that got canned pretty quickly. I’m not sure all that many people would remember Triangle.

Oh, I’ve just realised I’ve just repeated what jjimm said. So, what jjimm said.

Probably “Ruby Tuesday”.

Americans seem to often like ‘Britcoms’ that are widely reviled in the UK - maybe you just don’t get shown the good ones. I quite like Are You Being Served, but I like cheese; LotSW kept getting renewed just because the Beeb wanted to keep the world record I reckon.

I think the worst of them all was ‘Love thy neighbour’

This was supposed to be a comedy but the synopsis reveals that it wasn’t funny at all.

http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/lovethy/

look up a few Youtube clips

For any child of any enthnicity growing up during the years that this show was aired, it was not pleasant. Plenty of racist taunts and bullying at school, it was quite normal to be greeted by other kids as ‘Sambo’ ‘choccy’ ‘jungle bunny’ ‘chink’ etc and this almost invariably peaked the day of the week after the show had been on - yup, it was prime time viewing.

I would bet that anyone who remembers this fondly is white and those would be pretty few in number.

There was “It Aint 'Alf 'Ot Mum” about an squad of British army entertainers in WWII India.

“Bugs” a drama series about high-tech crime fighters. One notable episode had a system of “sonic inverters” that helped cause silent explosions (just think about that for a minute).

There was the remake of “Randal and Hopkirk (deceased)”. The original was a cheesy yet fun 60’s show about a private detective and his partner(s ghost). Reeves and Mortimer somehow sucked the entire soul from the show. Original
travesty.

Yes, Crossroads is the British comedians’ touchstone for bad TV.

I came in to mention El Dorado, but I see it’s been done. It was definitely the first thing that sprang to mind, assuming that you want really bad rather than just boring (Songs of Praise, anyone?). I wouldn’t go with Triangle. Neither of us has ever heard of it.

I am white and it totally made me cringe!

Of course, it was clearly meant to be an anti-racist show, with (IIRC: it is possible that memory has censored itself) the prejudiced white guy as a buffoon and the black guy as sort of two-dimensional paragon, but it was so badly done it came out as embarrassing and deeply racially insensitive

Agreed. I came in to mention it too. And I also have never heard of Triangle.

El dorado was different to the likes of Crossroads as it was hugely expensive, massively hyped and was woefully woefully bad. It was the Ishtar of British prime time TV.

A lot of Americans will be familiar with My Hero - it played on the BBC-A for at least a couple of years.

“Wildfire”?

So, what do you actual brits think of Little Britian and Clatterford? I thought the first was stupid and the second totally incomprehensible based on the pilot.

Yeah, okay, this is it. Although you have to admit it was redeemed somewhat by the Bobby-Ewing ending (of the resurrected version).

The other “joke” show is The Bill, a long-running police drama. Not because it was particularly bad (although sometimes it was) but because absolutely every British actor and actress had a guest role at some point in their career.

I had to look up “Clatterford”, turns out that it is what they call “Jam and Jerusalem” in the colonies. Anyway, I never really watch those sort of shows (see also: Vicar of Dibley) as I find them all a bit embarrassing and not far removed from “Last of the Summer Wine”.

“Little Britain” is one of the least funny things I have seen on British TV. I rank it lower than “Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps”, which is really fucking saying something.

Beadle’s About

Meh - America invented the prank show with Candid Camera. I hate them, especially ones like Punk’d which are just nasty, but they’re neither new nor universally reviled.

At first I read “Clatterford” as Catterick, which was pretty awful in its own right. Vic and Bob are funny in the right format. This wasn’t it.

Not because it was a prank show, though it was a dire example of one. But because it had a smarmy gnome host Jeremy Beadle.

Sorry, I meant to link Ruby, by the Kaiser Chefs. Annoyingly ever present on the radio at the time.

Maybe some actors would be somehow ashamed of Soap Operas like Eastenders, or the Aussie Neighbours. Fair amount of mockery there.

I always remember Sandy was supposed to be pulling a pint to serve up to a customer, but the camera shot was wrong, so that you could see the already full pint under the bar while he went through the motions.

I loved that show, it was so dreadful.