Hello, y’all. I’ve been invited to a 1950’s- or 60’s-themed costume party this weekend, and I need to come up with a costume. Due to the time constraints, I’ll need something that’s easy to prepare.
The obvious choice would be to go as James Dean, Tony Zucco or Arthur Fonzarelli, but I’m pretty sure that a lot of guys will be dressing up that way. Elvis would be another obvious choice, but I don’t have any sequined jumpsuits in storage.
There’s always the Richie-Potsie-Ralph Malph look. Cardigan sweater, plaid shirt, rolled up bluejeans, white sox, penny loafers. Or Ed Norton. T shirt, suit vest, felt hat with the brim up in the front.
60s is easy. Tie dye a T shirt. Put a bandanna around you head. Maybe add teeny tiny sun glasses or an Army field jacket. Or buttons with sayings on 'em.
Long white lab coat, glasses, funky hair, very shiny black dress shoes, dark pants… you’re an atomic age scientist! Optional accessory: beaker, test tube, or flask with something glowy inside (maybe cut open a glowstick?) or dry ice if you’re bold.
Your bowler, or coker, to give it the correct name, can be simulated easily this time of year by the cheapass green bowlers on sale everywhere now in anticipation of St Paddy’s day. Some poster paint, or semigloss black spray, and hey presto!
Now all you need to complete your costume is this:
Hey, that’s the logo of the student poetry club at Gunslinger’s college.
If you had more time, you could get a sharkskin suit on eBay - they’re really cheap and look awesome. (Woven with different colors on warp and weft, one wool and one silk, so they end up being really strange and shimmery. No actual sharks are harmed.) Sucks trying to match the fabric to make a vest, though. Still, you could go as a character from the original Italian Job if you had one.
You don’t just happen to own a slim-legged, tightly-tailored suit, I suppose? Punch it up with a dubiously-coloured shirt and let some sock show at your ankle? Pull off a heist?
Why limit yourself to dressing as a person? For our millennium costume party, we encouraged people to dress as 20th-century inventions, fads, catchphrases, etc. You could certainly limit that train of thought to the 50s and 60s.
I’m still disappointed that one guy didn’t follow through on his threat to show up as the grassy knoll (wrapped in Astroturf, little gun sticking out).
The boyfriend and I did a great one for Halloween last year. We went as sitcom dads. Cardigans, white shirts, skinny black ties, dark wool pants, wingtip shoes, folded newspapers in our hands and for fun, we found pipes that blew bubbles. We went around all night calling everybody Wally, Beaver, Kitten, Princess and Bud. We dispensed “fatherly advice.”
Fatherly Advice:
“Let this be a lesson to you.”
“It’s important to finish something when you start it.”
“Don’t worry about what others think of you, just be yourself.”
“Your mother and I are very disappointed in you.”
" I oughta ship your ass off to military school." (You just know Ward thought that about Beaver more than a few times)
Any overgeneralization you can think of makes good “fatherly advice.”
Anyways, we had a blast with it and we were the hit of the party.