This virgin is pregnant! 5 times!
You can call me St. Southpaw.
Too bad the fathers are Bill Clinton (2 daughters and a son) and Boris Yeltzen (1 son, 1 daughter).
Wow, I’m pregnant on the first try.
It’s a boy. (Darn, I wanted a girl.)
And Al Gore is the father!
I tried a second time (for a girl) and got one!
And her father is my husband…wonder if he and Al know about each other. I’ll ask him, soon as I find out who he is and when we got married.
Uh oh…
Yes, it’s a boy, and I’m going to have some explaining to do to the nice folks at Columbia, since the daddy is AL GORE (currently teaching at the university… from which I’m getting my Master’s in a couple months… or I was, 'til this happened!).
Some of these responses are great! I love em, fellow “stray dorkers”!
Yep. Its a boy, fathered by Al Gore. So much for using the pill…
I wonder what my boyfriend will say…?
oh GAWD :
: AL! you cheating bastard! you said it was only me! I thought you were the one :: and now (even though i’m still a virgin…go figure) i’m expecting our baby girl…you lying snake…::sniff sniff::
Whew! Still not pregnant after 2 tries.