Neighborhood bar needs a new name

How’s about the Regal Beagle?

If they can have **Hooters[\b] on FL, they can have **Tooters[\b] on CA

**Blue Martini Nightclub, Family Sports Bar, and Tattoo Parlor[\b]

**BJ’s[\b] … umm … maybe not.

**Earthquake Ethal’s[\b] … not sure if this place is still in business or not, Beaverton, OR.

**This Is It[\b] … I saw this one up in the mountains somewhere.

**The Other Place[\b] … from a small town in IL that has only 2 bars.

I decided that if I ever had a bar I’d name it “Descartes’s” in reference to this joke:

René Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. He drinks it, and the bartender asks if he’d like another one. Descartes says, “I think not,” and he disappears.

Garlic Bagel

Walkin’ To

Is it used as a meat market (meet market)? It could be the Hitching Post.

Have you been to St. Cloud? :dubious:

There was actually a bar in my college town named BJ’s. Sadly, it was not frequented by many college-aged kids.

The Church of Blissful Sedation

The Drinkin’ Fightin’ Irishman

Inns:

Tucker
Come On
Stumble
Rock & Roll
Dew Drop
…etc. etc. etc.

I got a brilliant idea!.. Lets call it Cheers!

what? Whatd’ya mean its taken?

You Are Here–X

In West Lafayette, Indiana, a restaurant/bar opened in a building where a bank had once been. It was called The Left Bank.

We used to hang out in a local’s bar, appropriately named, “Dicks”.

In Baltimore (Annapolis?) is a bar named after Admiral Fell.

The Admiral Fell Inn

I’d go to a bar called The Suffering Bastard! Get a Tiki theme going.

Weak Drnks & Lousy Food–“We serve the Worst Food & Drink in the city”.

Up Your Glass
or
The Slipper Inn

Back in the day, my osteology professor wanted to own a place and call it “The Temporo-Mandibular Joint”.

Why not Daffy’s?