nerf herder lyrics

I doubt anyone will know this, but oh well…
there is a nerf herder song where the chorus goes no tats/ no piercings/ no hats/ no???oh yeah…
no one knows what the words are, someone tell me please

“Golfshirt”
I’m not the one you dream about
And I’m not the one who you can’t live without (live without)
I’m not the one who you wanna see
I’m not the one who you want to be see with
And when you’re tired of all the jerks
And you’re tired of all the work
And you’re tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my Golfshirt
I’m not the one who was an old time punk rocker
I was listenin’ to Rush and trying to
feather my hair back when all that stuff went down
I’m not the one who was in a high school hardcore band
I sat in my room scoring with Ms. PacMan
And when you’re tired of all the jerks
And you’re tired of all the work
And you’re tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my Golfshirt
Yeah!
No “tats” (??),No piercings, No hats, No grunge beards baby yeah
No “tats” (??) ,No piercings, No hats, No grunge beards baby yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah…
No “tats” (??) ,No piercings, No hats, No grunge beards baby yeah
No “tats” (??) ,No piercings, No hats, No grunge beards baby yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah…

“Tats” indeed, Lance . . . as in tattoos.