Nevada Stud Farm!

So, I think maybe my next vacation will be in Nevada .

I think the problem will be finding guys willing to cheapen themselves and sell their bodies for sex with women.

I mean, where would you find guys like that?

I just can’t believe no one’s thought of this before.

Actually, back in college, a friend and I came up with the wild idea of opening up a male brothel. The fun part, in our horny little minds, would have been finding hotties and training them to be really awesome in bed.

I’ll have to e-mail her now and tell her someone’s beaten us to it.

$250.00 an hour seems like an awful lot of money to me.

Dude, what kind of women would have to pay for sex? I’d do just about any kinky, crazy-ass thing a woman wanted for free.

I think I remember reading once that Nevada law only legalizes women working as prostitutes and only for male customers.

But did anyone else think it was funny about the sheriff saying Fleiss couldn’t work in a brothel because she’s a convicted felon?

Nevada’s licensing statute doesn’t mention anything about the sex of the workers:

And the legal definition of “prostitute” is gender-neutral:

Someone once said, you don’t pay a whore for sex, you pay her to go away afterward.

The Google ads are amusing.

If it goes down, there’s the next real estate boom!

When I first glanced at this post, I though you said “arousing.” Needless to say, I checked back.

Hal!!

When I lived in the Bay Area, some guy got the idea of running a “service” for women. He placed some ads in the paper; the ads were not explicit (since prostitution is illegal there), but it was obvious what he was offering, and he was shut down.
Later he was interviewed by the newspaper. The reporter asked him if he got a lot of calls, and he said, “Yeah, but they were all men wanting to know how to apply for a job.”

So, uh…how you

Damn it, I just can’t do it.

My quewstion is, what the hell happened to Heidi Fleiss? She looks like a burn victim in the pic with that article.

Wait. She looks llike she goes to the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson. That’s it!

This is what’s really wrong with America…no guys like you near me.

Given that the natural order of things allows women can get sex (and oftentimes a dinner) more or less for free unless they are unusually …unusual, can you imagine having to get it up several times a day for the small cohort of women that can’t. How do gay (male) prostitutes do it?

Running an escort ad is newsworthy? In San Francisco? Well, maybe running one for women is unusual…

They close their eyes and think of England.