Today I had to figure out how to write “[s]he smeared boogers on the tv” in technical speak appropriate for a medical chart.
… well?
I think I ended up going with “[s]he wiped nasal mucous onto the television”. Mmmm, nasal mucous…
Well. I guess there are worse types of mucus to wipe on the TV.
True very true. It could have been worse. And [s]he actually then went and washed their hands and wiped off the nasal mucous, so it wasn’t a big incident.
It still made me laugh when I was typing the note though. Never would have thought that I would have to think of a proper word for boogers, although I guess I was just naive.