See? You proved my point: you married your second wife first! You blew past wife #1 and ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Husband and I replaced the front door this weekend. The f-bombs were flying, fingers were pinched and it was not a good time. It would have cost us $275 to have it installed by the guys from Lowe’s, but husband would rather pocket that money. I told him next time we replace something the installation fee will come from my personal money.
Never ever rub her feet… not even once. If you do you will have her feet in your lap every single day as I have for the past 10,366 days (probably more from when we were just dating and not married).
“Can you just rub my arch for a minute?”… “That wasn’t enough”… “just over here for a bit”… “can you scratch my calf?”… “no way that was 5 minutes (checks watch to see it was 13)”… I’m not even, you need to do the other",
I want you to know I LOLd at this. 
If your wife tends towards OCD…always get clearance well in advance before rearranging a bookshelf (or photos… or furniture… or the kids toy box or… well anything really).
Many years ago, I worked with a woman who was divorced, and not amicably. One day, she mentioned that she and her ex had wallpapered a room, and I said, “No wonder you’re divorced!” :smack: I quickly apologized, and she laughed and said it wasn’t the first time she’d heard that.
I’ve certainly heard plenty of this about women and second husbands. :dubious:
Moral of the story… don`t get married, ever.
Dont go canoeing with your spouse either. Believe it or not, a canoe doesnt have brakes and can be hard to steer.
Then their is hunting. Watch the episode of Duck Dynasty where the guys try to have their wives sit in a tree stand and you’ll see what I mean.
Fishing usually goes ok but be prepared, she might be better than you are at it.
Wouldn’t expect otherwise.
My dad used to color my mom’s hair all the time.
They were both hairdressers. 
Heh. It’s confusing around here. One of my very best friends name is Lisa. My Wifes two best friends are named Lisa. We use last names a lot around here.