Never knew I was beautiful...until I moved to L.A.

I’m not BigT (well, helllooooo) but it’s pretty clear the OP isn’t coming back.
Given the self-aggrandizing first and (I’m betting) only post the OP would have responded earlier had it had some sort of witty repartee, photos, or rebuttals.

But it probably doesn’t know how to respond to the replies thus far, so it’s faded back into obscurity.

:smiley:

It’s hard to resist a vertical smile, though, whatever size of butt. <insert smiley turned on its side so it’s vertical>

Chances of the OP coming back are about as low as those that the OP has ever set foot in L.A.

Rejected Google corporate motto: “don’t be wrong.”

La fille you are beautiful come back.

Moron.

I’m betting that the OP is not necessarily female . . . or attracted to females.

Some of you may have rather unflattering opinions on the validity of the OP but some good has come out of this,

The above statement (with slight alteration) will now form part of my seduction procedure for my good lady wife this weekend. I will report back on the level of success as and when the situation allows. Though I suspect I may either be in the throes of passion or an ICU.

It’s called “fresh meat”. New in town, hasn’t learned how to handle herself, listens to a line … or ten…

What is “the stereotypical way that black people way”?

So the OP is a turtle?

Guess it was adieu and not au revoir.

Don’t call other posters morons outside of the Pit.

No warning issued.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator

Yeah … if it’s California … and it’s just men … then she ain’t that pretty.

Fille, what is up with your formatting? It looks like you type a sentence,

take a big breath

and type another
but at the end you’re trying to
squeeze it all out on one last breath.
Strange.

Beaten to the moderating punch – never mind.

Please do. :slight_smile:

Maybe it’s meant to be read in the voice of the black kid in the wheelchair from “Malcolm in the Middle.” :smiley:

Maybe she’s just a drive-by poster who speaks French rather poorly.

But, I didn’t get a chance to use my Potentially-Confusing Convenice-Store French on her!

Google translate is wrong. “Fille” does mean both girl and daughter, but it’s always a feminine noun for rather intuitive reasons - so, “la”.

…do you think the Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow got her?

…another senseless victim of LAs most infamous serial killer…

Actually, I just realized that while the article is wrong, the OP got the agreement between “fille” and “intellectuel(le)” right.

So either a) the username is an ironic joke (hey, this *is *the Dope) ; b) the username is deliberately wrong for sub-bridge lifeform behavioural purposes, which considering the post content… yes ; or c) the OP uses the same scattershot approach to French genders as I did with German cases back in high school : use one for the article, another for the adjective and a third for the noun - one of 'em’s statistically bound to be correct and get me points, right ? Right ?!