dpr on behalf of everyone who read that
::GROAN::
:: picks up glass jar ::
What’s this label say? Hy-dro-gen Sul-fide. Long lasting, fast acting.
Ooops!
:: crash ::
Sorry. Well whaddya know, I have a gas mask!
:: the sound of Darth Vader breathing ::
You people should really clear out of here.
Hey a classic is a classic.
[sub] even when it’s really bad [/sub]
Well, Dire Wolf luckily for me, when I was in the AF and on mobility status, we had to do these drills a lot.
::dons and seals gas mask in 5 seconds::
Damn, I’m getting slow, I haven’t had to do that in a while.
uses jedi breath holding trick*
- as featured in Episode 1
Oh you wanna play Jedi, do you?
[Obi Wan Kenobe]
You will stop posting to this thread.
These are not the posts you’re looking for.
[/Obi Wan Kenobe]
Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me! I’m a pedestrian!
And you misspelled your own name, Kenobi! You flunk. We’re sending you back a post for the next, oh, eighteen years. Let us know when you’re through fingerpainting.
Maybe. Where do you work? Your profile says “Professional Abuse Taker”…I think they have that major available here at my university. Unless you want to get out of that field.
(lifts shirt)
Prime Number Lass thank you ever so much!
If you think a little bit of gas is going to bother me, Dire Wolf, you’ve never been within a mile of me after eating a plate full of fried cabbage and beans. I fart in the general direction of your puny clearing attempt.
And dpr, he’s right. The underwear looks kinda stupid. Have you considered boxers?
:: DW walks in, wets his finger and holds it in the air ::
Well, guess that stink has cleared out. Damn ceiling fans. Long lasting hydrogen sulfide, my ass! So much for truth in advertising. Guess I can take off this gas mask now and…
UGH!
:: turns varying chades of green ::
What the fuck died in here? Oofah. Whew!
Damn, Aglarond, did that come out of you?
Oh, man, it’s called Beano, dude. Try it.
Well, my “official” title is Customer Service Representative, but what’s the difference?
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Do they still make that?
I went to school with a guy named Danny Bump
Make what? I think so. I don’t know.
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Sorry Dire. Good German cooking will do that to you. 
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Did I miss anything?
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