guess not…
This use of the word “guess” is brought to you by Guess Jeans. Guess Jeans…why spend twenty dollars for blue jeans when you can spend a hundred?
I had 2 cups of coffee, and boy, do I hafta pee.
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:: whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ::
Ahhh.
Brrrrr.
This incident of piss shiver is brought to you by Maytag Refrigerators. Maytag…we’ll freeze yer peezle, and then you’ll be the loneliest man on Earth.
:: tap tap tap ::
Crap, my watch stopped!
:: slurp ::
This moment in time brought to you by Timex. Next time, buy Timex. It takes a wolf licking and keeps on ticking.
Dammit, Jim, slip me a hard one! “My watch stopped, neff!” is too easy!
::puts don Jaime’s head in a vice and starts tightening::
Sponsor this, buddy.
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Aglarond - I think most of us would sponsor that! 10c a turn?
Well hello, fierra!
Always nice to bump into you, especially when I can say it after your post. Ahem.
I…have nothing to say.
Sorry.
Money! Money! Me want money!!!
Morning.
Evening…
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“Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”
OK, don Jaime…If you can quote McCoy, then you can get this:
So many beers to choose from,
And I intend to have a few.
But I just can’t make up my mind!
What’s a wolf to do?
This just in: don Jaime’s pretty funny.
Anybody feeling that $100 yet?