Just the sort of thing to brighten up an otherwise lousy day.
(You’ll need Flash for this:)
Pretty darn funny. Sort of like Adrian Mole crossed with Trainspotting.
Also the chinese like to eat their testicles to increase sexual virilirty (the chinamans virility that is, not the the screws).
bump. 
I like the David Attenbrough style.
You just wish he would use a few obscenities in his documentaries - it would about as odd as hearing the Queen mum swearing.