One From The "You Don't Say?" Dept. .......

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Now if that isn’t ironic, I’ll stop making those tigerpenis-shark fin-black rhino tusk-viagra shakes.

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Actually, I was particularly amused by the idea of Panda Porn.
It was one of the few bright spots in my day.

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Films of animals having sex is pornographic? Then that means the Discovery Channed is like the Playboy channel to animals, right?

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Mudshark, yeah, but they don’t have to worry about trying to veiw it through the scrambled fuzzy lines.

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Cue the Bloodhound Gang:

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals…

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Fade in to a well-furnished California apartment. Three female pandas are in the kitchen, all scantily clad in teddies, talking about how horny they are. Suddenly the doorbell rings.

Female Panda #1 goes to the door and there is a male panda holding a pizza box.

Male Panda: You order a pizza, ma’am?

Female Panda #1: That, and more…

Female Panda then grabs Male Panda by the arm and drags him into the apartment.

Cue cheesy 70’s waa-waa porn music.

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Great, now I’ve got South Park’s Sexual Harrassment Panda stuck in my head.

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