http://slate.msn.com/id/2114661/
Poor pandas. Don’t the zookeepers know they can’t do it while their being watched?
Leave the poor things alone! 
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Oh, and I forgot to mention what studs the rhinos are.
This is not the first time that panda breeding (or the lack thereof) has come up on the Dope. Back in 2002, Zorro was incensed enough to take on the subject in the Pit (a great thread IMHO).
Link: Pandas can f*** off
Isn’t it the pandas they show the animal porn to?
You can spy on the pandas in question here .
Looks like they’re sleeping separately at the moment …
I think it was Robin Williams who said the female panda was probably one ugly panda bitch. Maybe that’s the problem. They just need to get the male panda drunk and put a bag over her head.
Jeez, you’d think being endangered they’d at least try to help us. But nooooo… 
::knock on door::
Female Panda: Who is it?
Male Panda: The plumber, ma’am
Female Panda: Oh dear it appears you have caught me without any clothes on…which is quite normal since I am a panda.
Male Panda: Well that’s just fine…since I am a panda and have neither the dexterity, nor the opposable digits to do plumbing.
Female Panda: Since we are both Pandas should we really be talking.?
Male Panda: Who cares? Let’s have sex…
WAKA CHIKA WAKA CHIKA WAKA CHIKA WAKA CHIKA WAKA CHIKA WAKA CHIKA WAKA CHIKA WAKA CHIKA
Now available at all good retailers of cheap animal porn…
yep, they have panda porn for pandas; used on pandas in captivity. they (as far as i know, but really who knows what ideas scientist will come up with.) don’t set up porn theatrs in the wild.
pandas raised in captivity have little to no chance of happening on a “panda frolic.”
there is a theory that pandas in the wild may catch a brief glimpse of panda whoopie. they may then remember the glimpse and know what to do if a frolic opportunity occurs. of course with all the other repro. hurdles, pandas are thought to be rather nearsighted. i’m sure it is all just a blur for them.
The only downside to Panda porn is that it’s in black and white.