New Boticelli

IQ1: I am not James Madison
IQ2: I am not James T Kirk
IQ3: No idea, DQ

Are you a model who’s gone from Victoria’s Secret to SI to American Eagle?

Correct as to James Madison’s wife Dolley and ol’ James Tiberius Kirk.
James Herriot wrote All Creatures Great and Small and a number of other books, most of which included at least one scene with his arm inserted in a bovine orifice up to the shoulder.

DQ:

Male?

IQs:

Probably due to authorial sloppiness, did you and your fictional brother both have the same first name?
Did you avoid losing a war in a day, although one statesman acknowledged that you might have?
Did you insist on doing things your way, despite your top assistant’s resistance?

No idea, DQ for you

DQ: Yes, I am male
IQ1: I am not James Moriarity
IQ2: DQ for you
IQ3: Another DQ (and now I have “My Way” stuck in my head)

Uh, sure?

The letter is J
1: I am male

Yes, the evil Prof. Moriarty and his brother were both named “James.”
Adm. John Jellicoe, commanding the British fleet at the Battle of Jutland, as noted by Winston Churchill.
Capt. Edward Jellico, in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Chain of Command.” He and Cmdr. Riker… didn’t get along too well.

DQs:

Real?
Last name start with “J”?

IQs:

Do some think that you, and not your boss, wrote a letter prominently featured in a major war movie?
Did a woman trying to reach an animal hospital speak to you by phone instead?
Were you the adorable daughter of a frustrated inventor?

DQ:
Yes, I am real
My first name starts with J

And I am drawing blanks on all of your IQs.

IQ1: Did you formulate some rather famous equations regarding classical electromagnetic theory?
IQ2: Did you direct a movie where a six year old murders his sister in the opening sequence?
IQ3: Are you known only by a pseudonym, famous for killing at least 5 women?

IQ1: No clue, DQ for you
IQ2: I am not John Carpenter
IQ3: I am not Jack the Ripper

That was James Maxwell.

DQ: Are you alive?

Yes, I am alive

The letter is J:
1: I am male
2: I am real
3: My first name starts with J
4: I am alive

IQ1: Did you throw 5 interceptions on your birthday to doom your team in the playoffs?
IQ2: Are you an Academy Award winning actor who once smashed somebody’s windshield because they cut you off in traffic?
IQ3: Did you win 2 Olympic gold medals in the heptathlon and were named Greatest Female Athlete of the 20th century?

IQ1: No idea - DQ
IQ2: I am not Jack Nicholson
IQ3: I am not Jackie Joyner-Kersey

IQ1: Do you sum things up with a final thought, after your guests have finished throwing chairs at each other?

IQ2: Have you played roles as varied as a space alien studying Earth, a preacher who hates dancing, and a transsexual?

IQ3: Did you front an American punk band?

Five interceptions guy was Jake Delhomme.

DQ: Are you an athlete?

White House aide John Hay, and not Abraham Lincoln, is credited by some with writing the famous “Letter to Mrs. Bixby” featured in Saving Private Ryan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMS9aeAqk_o

Theodore Sorenson wrote that, early in John F. Kennedy’s administration, he and the President were talking in one of the rooms of the White House residence. A concealed phone rang - they weren’t even aware of it being there before then. With a raised eyebrow, JFK picked up and said “Hello?” The caller asked for the vet, angrily rejected JFK’s explanation that she had a wrong number, and didn’t recognize his voice.

Jemima Potts, daughter of Caractacus, in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

DQs:

American?
Born in or since 1950?

I’ll reserve my third DQ to see if he’s an athlete.

IQs:

Did you warn that a particular woman might “get her tit caught in a wringer”?
Did you insist that you and your colleagues live and dine together to encourage a better team spirit?
Did you most famously play a long-suffering dad and a bluff admiral?

IQ1: I am not Jerry Springer
IQ2: DQ
IQ3: I am not Joey Ramone

I was an athlete at one time.

DQ:
Yes, I am American
Born since 1950

IQ:

  1. John Mitchell (TheKid just watched All the President’s Men in school :slight_smile:
  2. No idea
  3. No idea

The letter is J:
1: I am male
2: I am real
3: My first name starts with J
4: I am alive
5: I was an athlete at one time
6: I am American
7: I was born after 1950

Correct on Springer and Ramone. The person I was looking for in IQ2 is actor John Lithgow, who played a space alien in “Third Rock from the Sun,” a preacher in “Footloose,” and a transsexual in “The World According to Garp.”

DQ: While you may have once been an athlete, are you better known for your accomplishments in another field?

IQ1: Did you lead the Denver Broncos to two Superbowl wins?
IQ2: Did you lead San Francisco to four Superbowl wins?
IQ3: Were you Bob dole’s running mate on 1996?