New "Cheney International Center"

All the Dick Cheney fans out there will be interested in the fact that the Cheney International Center is under construction at the University of Wyoming. A relevant article from the student newspaper is at
http://www.brandingirononline.info/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=206%3Aconcerns-grow-about-naming-of-cheney-international-center&Itemid=71

We can assume that the same donors who funded the construction project will strive to maintain an International Studies program which portrays the Cheney legacy in a positive light. I don’t know if they will offer a course on waterboarding.

Just thought you’d want to know.

Yes, but will there be a Starbucks in the lobby? And what would happen if it got bombed one morning? How would they know if the bomber was protesting Starbucks or the Cheney legacy?

How appropriate. An International Center dedicated to a man who spent the last 8 years alienating the entire international community.

Why not call it Guantanamo II?

You mean there’s someone else who likes Dick aside from my dad and Mrs. Cheney?

Is Mrs. Cheney on record anywhere saying that she actually likes Mr. Cheney?

It’s actually at an undisclosed location within the University of Wyoming.

They should make it really international and put it in another country.

I’ll suggest Holland.

I can only imagine the curriculum. Target Shooting 101, Intro to Waterboarding…

Puppet Mastery 101, Ventriloquism For Beginners, and How To Alienate The World In 8 Years Or Less…

Obviously the building will look like the Death Star.

If it points towards the Mexican border it will be a win win…

Iraq would be far more appropriate.