You just got the award for most awesome post of the evening. So accurate.
Yes. I’ll get back to you. (I have an item in mind as starting point, but at the moment the only site I’m finding with the full text also has horrible formatting. There must be a better version somewhere.)
Were you thinking of Race: Yea or nay?
And I think it’s pretty clear that white people have the corporate embezzlement gene. Which is why our economy would be better off if black people were running major corporations - they don’t have the genes to conduct white collar crimes. Meanwhile we should move all the white people to the ghetto - they lack the street crime gene and our inner cities would be safer.
It’s all about placement.
I have the invading Poland gene. hangs head
I have the “being invaded by Germany” gene. But lots of Europeans have that.
I can’t believe you played the Not-the-Master-Race Card. You’re so PC!
I think that the racist views come from life experiences. If a person is not well rounded, well read or well traveled, all they know is about their own little lives. It’s not their fault that they get all their info from local news (which usually only points out crime, which is commonly perpetrated by Blacks). It’s all a matter of how exposed you are.
Me for example. Born and raised in a depressed manufacturing northern Illinois city of about 150K people. I didn’t hang out in school w/ Blacks and now as an adult I haven’t worked with any in about 12 years. Whites and blacks in this city do not run in the same circles and never have.
I was not brought up to hate anybody nor think of myself superior, but when I did see Blacks it was often times not for positive reasons.
Now I’m going to show my ignorance, please be nice. Wife and I drove down to Memphis in 2004, specfically got hotel near Beale Street for a long weekend. First time in my life was I exposed to middle and upper class Black people. I didn’t even really know they existed, I watched Cosby Show growing up, but I had never seen them in person. That long weekend really opened my eyes.
Point is any racism is based on a person’s experience. If your only experience w/ Japanese is a few over acheivers in high school you are going to start believing that all Japanese are over acheivers.
With NDD, I just think that by accident or on purpose, he’s just never been around. Therefore his ignorance is not all his fault and now that he’s an adult, it’s going to be very difficult to get him to open his eyes and be open to the world.
Nah, you’re essentially describing the fallacies of composition and division. They’re not due to a simple lack of knowledge, but logical failings.
How can “Negroes” be “inferior beings” when black men are much better athletes, have much bigger penises, and are better at sexually satisfying women than white men?
Why else do you think that white men always got so pissed off when they’d see black men with white women and they constantly refused to have to share showers with black men?
They were terrified of being reminded of their anatomical inferiorities.
Obviously there are some odd and conflicting notions of race out there.
Equally obvious is that we need a team of Jewish Asians to sort things out.
**The world according to New Deal Democrat, a Theatrical Skit, by Lobohan:
**White House Chief of Staff: “Mr. President, this is Hershel Wang, PhD. He’s here to fix the economy.”
President: “Thank Jesus, [momentarily embarrassed] (whoops, sorry about that Wang), I’ve been limited by my unfortunate genetics to forever see the solution floating off in the mists, just out of reach of these black hands.” [holds hands out and stares unfocused into the distance]
Wang: “It’s all right sir. Doing my bit for the country would both be good *joss *and a mitzvah.”
[Curtain falls]
It has already begun
And judging by how awesome it makes salmon, it may be too late to oppose them.
I use my PC’s video card to play racing games!
I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Only because I don’t have the Mac gene.
Yes, but if you’re bad at PC driving does that mean you’re probably Asian or a woman, or that you’re roleplaying an Asian/woman?
This is all so confusing. Maybe I was wrong about needing a team of Jewish Asians. Perhaps we need to go all out and get a team of Asian Jews.
Which reminds me of a joke I once heard from a New York taxi driver.
TD: Did you hear about the Japanese-Jewish restaurant on 46th?
UH: Uh…no.
TD: Do you know the name of it?
UH: (Not sure where this is going)…uh..no.
TD: It’s called SoSuMe.
He got a good tip.
But that raises a very good question: what combination of races should we use to obtain the übermensch? A dash of black for athletic ability and the potential to improve organized violence, a splash of Jew to add sufficent deviousness and raw cunning, a bit of Asian for advanced technological ability and maybe even some Caucasian to make sure that the hybrid is really good at persecuting its opponents.
I think we have a real shot at making a supervillain.
damn, I almost had the whole superfecta. Asian (Indian), White and Black. Missing that vital Jewish edge. Perhaps I can get the snip while getting my tubes snipped after Baby #2…
Sorry, takes more to achieve Jewish Supremacism than a mere surgical alteration.
You need The Jew Gene.
No, he’s just an asshat. He’s been on this board long enough to read posts from all kinds of people, from all kinds of backgrounds. And turning on the television for freakin’ five minutes would show that there are plenty of intelligent, non-criminal black people in our society. NND even admits to having voted for our president. So he’s not some innocent. He’s no different than any other racist.
As for you, I appreciate your honesty. Your post reminds me of the time a downstairs neighbor pulled me aside one day and said–apropos of nothing, mind you–that previous to moving to Richmond, he’d only encountered lazy, do-nothing black people. But now he was starting to see how wrong he’d been. Personally, I didn’t know what to make of his honesty. Why was he telling me this? It wasn’t like we were friends or had even interacted with each other. And we really didn’t interact afterwards. But I guess he felt the need to confess to his racist feelings and me, being the closest black person in the vicinity, had to be the one to hear it. Which I guess I should treat as some kind of honor (but I hope he realizes that he needs to be careful being open to strangers like that. He didn’t know me. I could have cut his ass or popped a cap in him. :))
I have much more respect for people who admit to their prejudices and their struggle with them than people who deny they have any prejudices at all. We all do. I don’t care who you are.