New Flash! "News Flash!" is no longer funny!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Neither is opening a post with, “In other news, sun rises in the east…In other news, pope Catholic…In other news, bears shit in woods…” or any variation thereof.

Neither is “Year XXXX called. They want their thing people associate with that time period back.”

Neither is “What color is the sky in your world?”

I understand many people are incapable of creating their own jokes. In that case, it is incumbent upon you to either copy newer material, or not attempt humor in the first place.

In case you were wondering, yes, the other thread title I considered was “1999 called. They want their ‘Year XXXX called’ joke back.”

Thank you for your time.

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The indignation store called. They’re running out of you.

:smiley:

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News Flash! OP forgets to check spelling in thread title. Movie at eleven.

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I’ll reserve judgement on this thread until ivn has checked in.

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He only does the Pit and GQ.

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The year 40? Would that be BC or AD?

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In Post Soviet Russia, News Flashes You!

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This just in, your mother.

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That’s not funny. However, “1995 called. They want their reflexive joke format back.” still is, if only because it’s juuuuuust the right amount of geek.

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“Who died and made you the moderator of what is funny?”

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What about 'I am burning your dog!"? Is that still funny? Cuz between that and knock-knock jokes, I’m fresh out of yuks.

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I liked the OP better when they called it “[insert film with similar plot here]”.

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And bears are Lutherans and the Pope deficates in a landfill. Duh.

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What part of “news flash” do you not understand?

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Generalissimo Francisco Franco still poops in the woods.

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I am shocked, SHOCKED to find sarcasm going on here!

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Sarcastic thread is sarcastic.

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I accidentally Rio by Duran Duran. Once. For 20 minutes. Imma let our new babby overlords finish, but the late Earl Warren was the best gotcha ya OF ALL TIME!

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Ludovic wins.

Or are we not supposed to say “Thread winner”, either?

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All your joke are belong to us.