New from Mattel - Wicca Secret Spell Barbie!

So the Saudis are wrong, she’s not Jewish but pagan. Probably still won’t let her in the country anyway.

Darn you all! Now I want one! whines

Ooh, fun. Are they coming out with Kosher Kisses Barbie next?

Eye of Ken, leg of Skipper …

Double, double toil and trouble
make my personality bubble! (tee hee!)

Well, in the spirit of the upcoming All Hallow’s Eve – that’s wicked!

Ken wouldn’t be up to taking on Wicca Barbie, I’m thinking…didn’t he get laid to waste in that commercial where Barbie ran off with the <insert car name> guy?

No he didn’t. Just look at him!