New game: CITE!

Make a bizarre claim. The next poster has to link to a site that supports the claim and then makes the next bizzare claim. Something like this:

Rumsfeld is trying to control citizen’s minds with aerosol emissions!

CITE! I’m sure it’s linked somehow to the Mayans probable contact with extra-terrestrials and modern scientific instruments. How else can you explain their calendar?

I’m sure it’s linked somehow to the Mayans probable contact with extra-terrestrials and modern scientific instruments. How else can you explain their calendar? CITE!

Not only that, but I’ve heard that the Pope believes in Extra-Terrestrial Visitors! :smack:

CITE!

Even better, I’m sure that the Chernobyl incident was really a plot by the US. For what? Who knows.

CITE!

It’s probably due to the US high percentage of meat eaters. You do realize that the eating of animal flesh benumbs the mind and corrupts the body.

CITE!

I would suspect that doesn’t pale in comparison to the use of U.S. universities to train and assimilate thousands of citizens to become “alien ambassadors.”

QUOTE]I would suspect that doesn’t pale in comparison to the use of U.S. universities to train and assimilate thousands of citizens to become “alien ambassadors.”
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CITE but it’s a stretch. That was a hard one.

We need those Ambassadors though. The Aliens even backed Bush’s run for President. Or so I heard…

CITE!!!

Speaking of politics, I’m surprised that there aren’t more Republicans. Everybody knows that Republicans on average have more sex than other parties.

CITE! (weak, but it’s there)

Of course when you compare the two major parties, you find that Democrats have lower SAT scores than Rebublicans.

Except, of course, for Hillary, and Algore… the smartest two people ever to have lived

I think someone missed the point of the game. :rolleyes:

That was so obvious and well-known, I forgot to cite it… Here’s a few…

Hillary:cite
cite
cite

Gore: cite "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. " – Al Gore
:smack:

dang if I didnt screw it up again! I was supposed to prove YER statement… knew I shouldn’t have done this from work!!

hang with me I’ll get it right! Be right back!

Cite, Dadgummit! (it does require a bit of an assumption… but the claim can be made)

Except, of course, for Hillary, and Algore… the smartest two people ever to have lived… (try to ignore my screw-ups… I sorry)

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to cite the Al Gore, Hillary Clinton thing, but, here goes:

Cite (Gore)
Cite (Clinton)

By the way, it’s clear that an alien would back Bush for President. He’s one of them!

CITE!

Of course, this is obvious once you know that the purpose of his planned war with Iraq is to bring about the end of human civilization, allowing his fellow aliens to move in.

A "Jesus, what a loon"CITE! But the real reason isn’t the aliens or oil. It’s because of video games. Violent video games cause war lust.

CITE!

The Cardiff Giant was one of the Nephilim!

CITE?

Did you know that Rudoplh, the red-nosed reindeer, was the result of a failed geneticc engineering experiment?

Cite

Hey, if it’s on TV it must be true!!! But did you know that if you watch too much TV your head eventually will swell and maybe even explode?