New Game: The jaunty drive into work.

Using Homers directions, I’d be somewhere north of O’Hare Airport, probably in the town of Palatine. That’s my best guess, as I don’t have a map right here to look at. Of course to get there I travelled a good part of the way on Chicago surface streets when the Tri-State goes right there…

Using Niggle’s directions, I’d have gone a net of three blocks east and 8 blocks north… That’d put me at parking lot for the United Center(home of the Bulls and the Blackhawks). Not sure why I walked all the way down to Western Avenue to get there, since I look out my window to see it. But that’s where I’d be.

Begin.
::get in Jeep.

1 block east
::end of my street. great so far.

1/2 mile south
::an intersection, even! Amazing!

5 miles west
::go 4.5 miles past the end of the dead-end street, end up at a state highway.

4 miles north
::still on same highway

6 miles west
::across a bunch of pastures and woods.

15 miles north
::across assorted woods and ranchland, end up on US 271

2 blocks east
::middle o’ the woods.

2 blocks north
::same as above.

I’m now sitting in my work parking lot.

Where would YOU be?
::I have no idea…looks like either forest or ranch/pasture (no roads anywhere close, except the highway)

I haven’t gotten out the road map… but sitting here at work, and thinking… I’m pretty sure I’d end up out in the middle of NOWHERE. Probably somebody’s big pasture/farmland type of place actually. That fifteen miles north is the killer. Not a whole lot north of here until you get to Kelso…

Screeme

These directions put me about 20 minutes north of Lake Wobegone…

1 block east
puts me on 10th St. W.
1/2 mile south
Division
5 miles west
St. Joseph, MN
4 miles north
St. Wendell township - intersection of 2 & 4
6 miles west
Avon township
15 miles north
About 3 miles NW of Bowlus
2 blocks east
Middle of nowhere
2 blocks north
Ditto