Do you understand that I meant to type “ass” instead of ask? What does this preview button do?
If we did, would it just seem like we were kissing her ass? And am I the only one who thinks her wit comes through on this board far better than her ass ever could?
Don’t you hate it when you have to go to the oral surgeon for a consultation because your wisdom teeth must come out?
Did we kiss Swiddle’s ass in that thread? Doesn’t the omission of ass-kissing in the previous thread differentiate between the two enough?
Are you trying to make me horrified and scream “NO!?” Do you REALLY think I’m that easy to trip up?
Did I welcome you back Swiddles? Are you still cranky?
Isn’t Pinky a sweetheart for asking? Has Pinky ever had her wisdom teeth out? Did they go through a speech about what could possibly go wrong? Has Pinky ever gone from being cranky to being cranky, AND nervous?
Swiddles,
are you feeling better?
Will you require surgery?
Will you be surprised when all these men offer to do unmentionables to your ass to make you feel better?
Can you blame me for wishing my ass was as coveted?
Should I start my own thread? Is that the key?
Does struuter really think that having unmentionable things done to your ass makes you feel better? Would you guess that this will be my first major surgery? Did you know I’ll be having all four impacted teeth removed? Can you say “eep?”
Is struuter away that I’ll mention “unmentionables”?
Is anyone concerned that I’ve performed “unmentionables”?
Would Swiddles like me to keep her ass warm in her “big girl bed”?
Have I submitted posers enough?
Can you say “I’ll be okay, it won’t be as bad as I think it will”?
Does remembered pain ever hurt more than actual pain?
Haven’t I already covered this? If I kiss yours will you kiss mine?
Southern, huh?
Swiddles, can I offer my sympathy? Did you know I had all mine out too? Have they needlessly frightened you? Will you be receiving good drugs to help with the pain? Do you know how much I wish I could go with you to ease your mind?
Does struuter doubt that Swiddles would undergo this ordeal WITHOUT anestesia and those magical words: “Post-surgery narcotics?” Won’t MommaRiddles pat me on the head quite a bit and say “dooga-dooga, there-there?” Aren’t moms nice?
Isn’t it strange how discussion has gone from my ass to my mouth? Should I be concerned?
Will everybody be pissed off if I use this thread to make my hundredth post?
Does anybody care?
Enough with the hypothetical sympathy, I wish you a brilliant doctor and a speedy recovery.
And doesn’t that period look out of place in this thread?
Do you mind if I don’t answer that? Can you imagine the snide/naughty comments to come?
do have a chin up, sweetie. They’ll take good care of you.
Have I mentioned that I got my wisdom teeth out two weeks ago? Would it be productive for me to complain?
When I get home from work will this thread still be up here? Should I boost it if it isn’t? Would it be worth it? Is there anything more disheartening then boosting a thread that no one will post to?
Will no one kiss my ass?
What tone are you saying that in, Pinky? Is it a request, or an order? Don’t you know that I would in a second? Can’t you imagine how tiring it is to get your ass kissed all day?
Can I thank the Dopers for being so nice about my stupid teeth? Who needs teeth, anyway?
Should I repost the corrected statement, “Is struuter aware that I’ll mention ‘unmentionables’”?
Should I my lips follow the thread’s movement from Swiddles’ ass to her mouth?
Why am I even wondering such a thing?
Will Pink Slinky’s profile be amended to indicate her gender?
Could I have determined what I need to know from the SDMB member photos?
How can I possibly leave this thread long enough to go home?