What is this Rule of Threes that was mentioned earlier?
Are there actual rules for this game? Or are we all just making it up as we go?
Will you Dopers keep this thread alive for me until tomorrow morning, when I’ll answer JayLa’s questions about the Rules of Threes? Or would one of the other overly dramatic Dopers care to do it for me?
Should I have rethought that last sentance?
Would you be willing to comfort me, should I feel humiliated after replying to a post written by one of your great wit, skill, beauty, punctuality, posture, and style?
Didn’t you read the first posts?
Pinky: Aren’t you aware that I need to know something about how wonderful you are before the ass-kissing can commence? And that I always wonder: “What’s in it for me?”
And is anyone else thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, “I drank What?” 
And is anyone watching me duck and run?
But what would you get popcorn stuck in, without them?
Well, would it comfort you to know that in about a month, I will also have 4 wisdom teeth removed, and that they have already knocked my other teeth out of their nice alignment?
Rhetorical question. Two points.
Did I remember to tell Swiddles not to worry? Did I remember to tell her that I’m thinking of her? Or did I hit post reply before I finished my thought?
Did I apologize to struuter for ignoring her question on page 2? Did I say, “I’m fine, how is your day going?”
Did Shadowfox ever get Tylenol? Did Milo ever find his?
Did I tell Struuter I thought everyone knew where the handbasket was going?
Why does this post sound like an interior monologue?
Can someone tell me how long I’m going to be a newbie?
Does anyone care?
Did I leave the iron on?
Does it really matter? Can’t you tell?
Do you consider yourself a newbie? Do you care?
Is the illustrious, though hasty, Robot Arm aware that there are many creatures who don’t need teeth? Has Robot Arm ever come in contact with a toothless fish or snake? Why did Robot Arm take two points for a rhetorical, anyway, when rhetoricals are only worth one point?
Gratuitous pointage taking-away. One point.
Have you any hen teeth?
Can you sense my apprehension? Would this interlude be what grem0517 considers ‘deliciously erotic?’
Is the anatomical region kissed to be specified?
Is this good? A little to the left, maybe? Should I pucker? Should you brace yourself?
Is it really so possible that soulsling can miss the going ons of the board so easily? Can he possibly avoid the distractions of real life any longer? How strongly does he miss the wit and wonder of the illustrious SwimmingRiddles and the charm and fun of Pink Slinky? Wherever does one wish to be kissed that I would never hesitate to fulfill such a fantasy?
Can we avoid kissing that area all together? Don’t you think there are better places? Won’t you give me a hint as to what I might encounter elsewhere?
Would someone like to ask me if I’d like some pie?
Is it strange that I read these questions with Kevin Spacey’s voice and intonation in mind?
soul,
can you still do those lovely things with your tongue? Is that a stupid question? Is it dangerous for me to ask what kind of pie you prefer? Will I regret inquiring?
Did you know that Kevin Spacey could say anything he wanted to me and I wouldn’t mind? Does that make me a bad person? Can I ask you not to answer that?
Oh, and, how are you this morning soul?
Is the hasty, though illustrious, SwimmingRiddles really trying to convince me that she did not mean that question rhetorically? Has SwimmingRiddles ever come in contact with a person who didn’t know who needed teeth, anyway? Why didn’t you notice that I already had one point and that the two points I mentioned was a cumulative total?
And why didn’t you take the point for that fat, hanging declarative sentence I gave you about twenty posts ago?
What is the danger in kissing one so passionate that I must brace myself?
Am I nuts? Who cares?