In the spirit of 1000 Blank White Cards (a Dadaist type of game) with rules found here I propose we start a game.
I will go first.
You meet the Log Lady from Twin Peaks in person. The log tells you that you are in danger. +10 pts.
HUGS!
Sqrl
You create a cheesy homemade version of Magic: The Gathering.
+20pts 
“…the dark side of the mirror always threw our malice back…”
OK, I tend to think I’m a fairly intelligent person, and I attempted to read the rules, but I DON’T GET IT. Please explain how the game is played and I will gleefully play along. I’m all for games created in coffeeshops.
You dispell SwimmingRiddle’s confusion and simultaneously convert her to dadaism.
+50 points if she participates in the game in the next 10 moves.
Dr Suess he’s our friend,
Even though he is subliminally cruel,
The next 4 posts must rhyme, it’s the trend.
Lose ten points if you don’t follow this rule.
HUGS!
Sqrl
You are mistaken for Ruth Etting on the crosstown M42 bus.
Lose 15 points.
Oh no! Sausages!
Lose a turn and sit in the corner.
(You know, this doesn’t work as well without the crudely-drawn pictures.)
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am
You scratch your head in confusion, and figure, what the hell, you only experiance a virual dadaist card game once. +10 points, plus a bonus +50 because of Arnold
Ebola rears it’s ugly head, and you sitting with a half-eaten plate of monkey tartar, feel decidely ill.
-100 pts.
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
While simultaneously upgrading your “Win2000 Eval Version” to the “Win2000 Evil Empire Wins Again Version” and surfing this thread, your computer reboots without warning and you lose everything.
-200 points.
You flail your arms wildly as your vital organs turn to liquid shit. Everyone else laughs at you. You owe everyone else +50 pts apiece.
“…the dark side of the mirror always threw our malice back…”
You back out of this thread quietly, while upping your post count simultaneously.
+1 post count
I will not torment the emotionally frail.
Concede that your spelling is atrocious, remove tartare and decidedly from your approved words list.
-10pts.
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
You find the Wand of Surrealism inside a cereal box filled with small, orange elephants. + 30 pts.
You instruct SwimmingRiddles to reference “Calvinball” from Calvin and Hobbes and combine that with a high school game called Bang! + 20 pts.
Fuck Barn
http://www.madpoet.com
“I never meant to hurt you,” you said,
And buried yourself in lies instead.
Next time I would rather be slain,
Than forced to bear your mercy again.
Your groundbreaking artistic work in the medium of ASCII characters precipitates a cultural revolution in the creative community of New York and Cheyenne, Wyoming.
+128 points.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Your New World monkey gets an Old School beat.
+50 points for every gallon of banana pudding in your possesion.
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you.
Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
You follow your frantically barking dog to an abandoned mine shaft. You fall in. The dog leaves.
50 pts. if you’re alone at the bottom
-50 pts. if swimmingriddles is already down there
You step on swimmingriddles to get back out of the shaft +15 points
You are the unfortunate target of an ill-tempered poster.
- 50 points
You recognize SwimmingRiddles for the wonder she is, and help her achieve her goal of world domination.
- 100 Points