I’m not sure if this goes in Elections, MPSIMS, BBQ or here. Fell free to move.
The All-You-Can-Stomach Trump Tray Buffet!
Start with a Covid Cocktail - A large glass of straight up bullshit. Don’t worry about the odd, orange color. Its just the lights.
Appetizers
Unsupported Accusations or Fox Fries served with Russian Dressing. No nutritional (or any other kind of) value.
Main Course
Lies - Your choice of over 23,000. Yeah, that’s a lot to pick from
Barr Burger - Tastes a bit like lap dog because, well…
Tax Return Tacos - The best anywhere. You’ll just have to trust us on this one.
Health Care Plan Panini - available in two weeks
Legal Linguini - if you don’t like it, WE’LL sue YOU!
Swamp Critter Croquettes - they really have no business on the menu but they are related to the buffet’s namesake.
Dessert
Tear-a-mitsu - a Covfefe pastry drenched with the tears of a whining, spoiled brat.
I Scream - Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity. Equally indigestible.
Available until January 20, 2021 and, probably, much longer.