There is a company in NY that has develped a new milk. It is called Rejuvenating Power Milk (RPM) It has the benefits of skim milk and is low in fat. The secret ingredient is that it is “carbonated” I say eeeeeew I don’t like milk to begin with but carbonated? Who would drink that?
Yet another reason why we are in dire need of a pukey smiley.
<bleehk!>
I second the request for the pukey smiley! Milk is disgusting enough as it is, but carbonated?!
Carbonated milk?? Eurgh! Now I really have heard everything. What putz thought this was a good idea?
This is what egg creams are for.
Oh man. I love milk, but this makes me feel physically ill.
Found the company’s web site: Mac Farms, Inc.
Jeff Olsen I swear you could find a needle in a haystack!
Thanks for the links
You know, I’ve been hearing rumors of an incipient brand of carbonated milk ever since I was in high school (12 years ago). Is it that different companies keep trying to release carbonated milk and fail miserably or that same damn idiots keep butting their heads against the wall on this? Like there’s this one mad scientist in an R&D department at one company with a carbonated milk fetish (“Look! A monkey with 4 asses!”)…weird…
Jeff Olsen I swear you could find a needle in a haystack!
Thanks for the links
You’re welcome, you’re welcome! 
slortar: Mac Farms already has one carbonated milk on the market. Their website has a letter from the FDA (pdf) approving the sale of eMoo.
"eMoo"??? Oh… Oh, please tell me that’s a joke… Please.
Let’s see…
How to Drink Carbonated Milk (aka ‘Mad Cow’).
1 part milk, 1 part club soda, and 24 parts gin.
You drink the gin and pour the rest the down the toilet. Then you heave the rest down the toilet if you’re still conscious and/or alive.
Am I the only one who would love to try this?
Carbonation makes a lot of drinks feel more “refreshing”, so I would be well up for it. I love milk, but it never quenches my thirst.
You’re insane. INSANE.
I don’t know that you’re the only one, but you certainly seem to be in the minority! Carbonated milk? Yuck, yuck, yuck!!
However, if someone can convince school kids to drink this stuff, as opposed to sodas, I suppose that’s not a bad deal.
Still, yuck!
Whatever you do, don’t click on the link for the company’s website.
I hate you, Jeff. I spent all these years building a fragile mental construct allowing me to disbelieve in the existence of carbonated milk and with one link you cause it all to crumble down. I’m going to be in therapy for years, thank you very much.
shudder Carbonated milk. What will they think up next? Nonalcoholic beer? shudder