New monkey diseae - how long to humanity?

I just read about this awful testicle eating Baboon disease.

How long do you think it will be before some enterprising freakshow can’t keep his prick in his pants and either:

  1. gets it bit by one of these things
  2. actually has SEX with a baboon
  3. decides the withered testicles have magical healing powers and EATS them

thereby transmitting this awful horror to the rest of humanity?

As though Africa doesn’t have enough shit going on there already, you know, like AIDS. That other primate related disease.

You can flame me now, but we’ll see soon enough. I’d say within two years. By then if nothing happens I’ll (Happily!) admit I was wrong.

This is great! I’ve lived in fear of testicle eating baboons for years. DIE, TESTICLE EATING BABOONS!!!

reads OP and article

Oh.

Well, I have no idea, though I’m sure some knowledgable folks will be in here soon enough

There are many – I daresay most – diseases that can’t be transmitted from ape to human. Until proven otherwise, I think we’re safe to assume that this is baboon-specific.

Lessee – communicable disease. Check.

Monkeys. Check.

I vote we refer this one to the expertise of CRorex.

I’ll bet the baboon bites his willy off long before it can rot off.

Those buggers are nasty!

Please someone tell me this is an elaborate hoax. Please! Even if for the sake of those baboons. Rotting testicles… I think I need a hug.

Keep in mind that the best viruses don’t hamper the ability of the host to transmit it to others.

A computer virus that wipes out your HD will no longer be spread.

A virus that rots off their balls won’t be spread to the next generation.

Yes it’s a shitty analogy, but you get the gist.

Doesn’t that depend on the latency period of the disease?

Bear in mind that Ebola’s nastier variants also causes necrosis of the genitals (and spontaneous abortion in pregnant women) so it’s not necessarily a symptom limited to this particular bug. Just happened to be the first thing I thought of when I read the article, so here it is. It’s also spread through sexual intercourse, among other fluid exchanges.

World Eater makes a very good point - a truly successful virus is one that adapts to its host, not one that kills the host before it can spread.

If I remember correctly Foamy … And I have no clue what the actually name of the virus is… I’ve heard it refered to as Simian Foamy Virus CAN be transmitted to humans.

Or at least I saw an elisa sample from human blood serum show positive while I was bugging someone to go to lunch with me.

Turns out it was from one of the men in Southeast Asia that calls wild monkeys out of the forest to take pictures with the tourists.

There is also case history that he has had… ehh sex with both male and female primates. So I’m not really sure if it would be sexually transmitted or transmitted by bites/clawings.

Given how human males… especially after consuming large amounts of liquor at frat parties will fuck anything (see the news story of the emu getting raped to death in Lousianna) I wouldn’t be surpised if humans were getting exposed to this pathogen.

As for it’s ability to infect humans. That depends on the receptors the virus uses to penetrate cells for infection. don’t hit me!

Depends on the amount of variation between the non human primate receptors and the human receptors the virus may be unable to infect humans.

Which isn’t to say confirmational mutations might not occure that will allow the virus to infect humans.

Personally, I have to say…

Don’t fuck the monkey.

IIRC didn’t ebola and HIV both make their way to homo sapiens from the simians?

I must agree with CRorex in exhortation to not Shock the Monkey. Even if they do have shocking pink privates.

Dances,

There’s some evidence to support that HIV might be an offshoot of a similar virus found in primates known as SIV(Simian Immunodefficiency Virus), but I’ve never seen anything that proves it.

Sam

I’m not sure what the big deal is here. There are plenty of already-in-circulation diseases which do lamentable things to human genitalia. Not that we need another one, but unless you routinely consort with non-human primates, I’d say you have nothing to worry about.

CDC did just release the info the other day that syphilis appears to be on the rise again, though. That’s probably a more pressing concern than some testivle-eating baboon bug. Just sayin’.

SIV and HIV are pretty damn similar. There is evidence to support that they both originated from the same source… However nobody has evidence supporting where, when or how HIV entered human population.

It’s pretty depressing that people will jeopardize millions of lifes, just to fuck a couple of monkeys.

<sigh>

That’s the human race in a nutshell.

Words to live by my friend, words to live by.

Oh, shit! I knew I shouldn’t have had the “Serengeti oysters” at that African restaurant! I fucking knew it!

OK, now I’m curious.

link?

(not about how human males fuck everything/frat parties/alcohol thing. I grew up in a college town. I know this already. I meant the emu thing.)

I was under the impression that the primary host of ebola had yet to be discovered. Did it turn out to be a simian?