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Explain?!
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INTIMIDATING GRIFTER: “I bet I know where you got your shoes!”
UNSUSPECTING TOURIST: “Oh yeah, where?”
IG: “On your feet.”
UT: “Okay, ha ha.” (UT TURNS TO LEAVE.)
IG: “We made a bet. You owe me now.” (IG BLOCKS ESCAPE ROUTE WHILE IG’S FRIENDS MATERIALIZE.)
Better to avoid that scene.
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What does it mean to order a shrimp po-boy “dressed”? I’m a fan of both shrimp and po-boys, so I’ll definitely get have at least one.
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“Dressed” = “the works.” Shredded lettuce, sliced tomatoes and pickles, remoulade sauce, possibly hot sauce.
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Muffalettas are supposed to be served cold? I’ve always had them warm and toasted.
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Like I said, I greatly prefer them cold, but I love genoa salami and its cousin pepperoni, and think they taste much better cold. It’s a little easier to taste the unique flavors in the olive salad if it is cold, too. YMMV, and places in town other than Central Grocery may very well serve them warm.
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I want to hit Pat O’Brien’s for a hurricane because I need a souvenir glass to match my antique one. My great-great-aunt got one back in the 1940s or 50s, and I have it displayed on our bar. It needs a friend. I hope to nurse the hurricane for quite awhile.
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You can almost certainly buy a souvenir glass without getting a drink to go in it.
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I’m not sure about the Hand Grenade since I’m not a big fan of energy drinks, but I might make my husband get one and take a sip of his. Ah, the joys of marriage!
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The energy drink thing is brand new, or at least new since I was last there in 2001. Normally the hand grenade just a very sweet, delicious, highly intoxicating neon-green melon-flavored beverage, and they served them either on the rocks or icy like a daiquiri or margarita.
EDIT: My mom was diagnosed with MS over 20 years ago, but it has never slowed her down very much. She has been a kick-ass high school English teacher for over that entire time, and is looking forward to finally retiring this May. We suspect it may have gone into complete remission, so those kinds of things are quite possible.