Most Blatant Vanity Project. Beyond the Sea, anyone?
Best Portrayal of British Royalty, just to stop them from hogging the Best Actress (and potentially Best Actor) awards. Colin Firth has probably already cleared and labelled the spot on his mantlepiece.
Most Gratuitous Product Placement. When’s the next Bond film out?
Best Straight-to-Video Release. We’ve got to give these people something to aspire to.
Best Fake Foreign Accent
Worst Fake Foreign Accent (a.k.a. The “Dick van Dyke”)